jinx57's Profile

Surviving Strokes, pmsl. . Sitting, sleeping, climbing the stairs, more details upon request, listening to music whilst bumbling about, learning to play guitar without the bum notes (and failing), tinkering around in the garage

Riding a motorcycle. . . , visiting anything with history or a prescence . . . :)Rallies, Festivals, Touring, Camping, Live Music Gigs. .

A tendency towards Rock, Blues, but most genres acceptable (not keen on rap/hiphop/trad. jazz) , Antonio Vivaldi to ZZTop

Arts / Crafts, Astrology / New Age, Billiards / Pool / Darts, Computers / Internet, Cooking, Cycling, Food and Wine, Football / Rugby, Hiking / Camping, Literature / History, Motorcycles - Classic / Vintage, Motorcycles - Cruisers, Motorcycles - Custom / Modified, Motorcycles - Off Road, Motorcycles - SportsBikes, Motorcycles - SportsTourers, Motorcycles - Tourers, Motorcycles - Trailies, Movies / Cinema, Museums / Galleries, Music - Alternative, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Christian / Gospel, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Country, Music - Latin, Music - New Age, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Music - World, Nature, Rallies, Singing / Playing Instrument, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Trikes, Volunteer / Charity

Somebody who probably doesn't exist. . . 🤔

A Bad influence waiting to happen. Unusual. Solvent, garrulous, generous, emotive, literate, numerate, tactile(very), impulsive, opinionated, compassionate , red blooded male(i'm old not DEAD!). If you're "Age-ist", stop reading now. . . Born waffler. . say SHHH! Most parts in working order, ask at the desk for details. . . ;)>
An optomist, nevertheless. . you will need patience of a saint, honest. . :)> Great at erecting tents. . . :) ^^^^
Dodgy memory, thanks to stroke, 2009, (and again in 2023) but usually coherent, one side of brain re-soldering unusual connections continually. A life-long biker, not a 'Lifestyle'or 'Born Again'. Definitely NOT a fairweather biker, so if you dislike rain, not recommended. . . :)> Detest snobbery, racism, age-ism, cruelty to animals, litter droppers, chewing gum.
Offbeat sense of humour, laugh at life and all it's inanities. Good listener, very patient, laid back to point of comatose, rarely far from a smile :)
I've changed jobs (now driving buses for a charitable trust)and lifestyle, so becoming more the person i always wanted to be, finally. I'm a typical Piscean, so i've been told. . . meh. (this may not be a good thing). Got my own estate car and bike trailer, so won't borrow yours, haha! Old fashioned and Luddite in mindset, but good with spanners and oilcan when needed. . can be naughty, a cunning linguist, bit of an old rascal sometimes. . . little time for 'patch clubs', 'chapters' , '1% (of WHAT'??') or all that macho posturing, just an old-fashioned biker bloke. . i don't do politics or religion either :)Life is too short to wonder "what if?"
Anything not covered by this endless waffle, just ask. . :)>
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. . . :)> I wear glasses, but only for reading and fiddling with the bikes, lol
If you think this profile is a bit too much. . in the words of the Kris Barras Band. . "Nothing To Hide" :)>. W. Y. S. I. W. Y. G. . . :)>
Had both my Covid vaccines, wash regularly, have my own collar and lead and love walkies. . well behaved if fed and watered. . :)>

Curvy / Buxom

Blue

White / Grey

5'7''-5'11'' (170cm-180cm)

I live in jeans and t shirt, (and Leathers, of course). . many teeth missing, but restoration underway. . . got my smile back :)> . slightly(pah!)overweight, (currently dieting) hairy, grey as a badger's bum! Happy in my own skin, it's the only one i have. . . . :)>. Bit TOO trusting for my own good, lol. . might start getting cynical at this rate. . :/ NOT a gym bunny by any stretch of the imagination, lol
One tattoo, but loads of scars. . :/ Left wrist and arm creaky after 70's bad accident(ask me). .
Soulful blue eyes (with bags).
At 5'10 + 1/2", the worlds largest garden gnome. . and i have my own fez and stetson, and now the world's best fedora!

Regular drinker

No Smoking at all

2

High school

Other

Caucasian

Atheist

House - Own

SOMEBODY HONEST, LOL. . Janis Joplin? Or YOU? Not looking for one night stands, prefer stability.
I love Coasts and Castles, stone circles and Henges, ruins and monuments, Hadrian's Wall, walking holding hands(optional), animals in general, cats and dogs especially. Got so much to still discover, trying to cram it all into a weekend always a challenge. . . Addicted to Cumbria, land of my birth. . Sunsets, sunrises, Waves on a stormy day. . . Frank Frazetta pictures, Paul (Ogri) Sample, Robert E. Howard (Conan The Barbarian novels), Irvine Welsh, James Lee Burke, Elmore Leonard, Shakespeare, A. A. Milne, Alan Bennett , P. G. Wodehouse, Bill Bryson, Terry Pratchett, or anybody capable of turning a pretty phrase, tbh. . i'm a self-confessed readaholic, fiction or textbook. Love live music and theatre, galleries. Just as happy with chips as caviar, cider as champagne. . :) Don't watch much TV, rather be tinkering with stuff. . . ALLERGIC TO CHEESE!!!!!. I'm always adding photos/albums to pictures bit, dip in, enjoy :)>If more than 5 of these whimsies ring a bell, send me a message. . . Both my kids grown up, live with me (cushy number, haha)Divorced, decree absolute since Aug. 2015, but still on speaking terms, and Ex visits kids from time to time, so let me know if this is a problem. At my age, everyone has SOME luggage, unless you're a hermit. . . . Oh, and i can't swim, but willing to learn. . If you're not in a coma by now, try a message. . . i'm very polite and always reply. Willing to travel vast distances for the right lady ;)
I know you're out there somewhere. . . ;)>