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"Give it to me! Give it to me! " she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!"

She could scream all she wanted but I was keeping hold of the umbrella ....

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Strom67 @ 08/10/2023 07:45  

If you're dating a dominatrix, never say "It's time to hit the sack."

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Ragnar @ 08/10/2023 08:35  

Two men broke into a chemists and stole all the Viagra...

The police have stated that they are on the lookout for two hardened criminals...

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Strom67 @ 08/10/2023 11:50  

Round at the mother in laws for dinner. Sat at table with the table cloth covering my lap. I had necked a viagra the night before, cheeky night in with gf, unfortunately, fell asleep 5 minutes after swallowing it. Then! The pill decides to work, sat proudly at the table, I could have died. Mother in law leans over to place plate for me when she says. " you smell nice, what you got on ".
Well she wasn't impressed when I answered her....... " I've got a fkn hard on, but i didn't know you could smell it" boom boom 😘

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Deleted Member @ 08/10/2023 12:39  

It is said that you burn off as many calories during sex as you do when running eight miles...

Who the hell can run eight miles in 30 seconds???

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Strom67 @ 08/10/2023 14:22  

Not a joke just funny

One should not laugh but.... John Lewis has stopped insuring electric cars due to high repair costs. Electric car owners are facing a 1,000 per cent rise in insurance premiums . Fights have broken out at EV charging points.

Well, there is some justice in this world after all.

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Ragnar @ 08/10/2023 18:28  

A woman got out of the shower and walked sexily into the bedroom. She said to her boyfriend ... "I've shaved down there, so you know what that means!"

"Yeah" he said, "the bloody drain's blocked again!"

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Strom67 @ 10/10/2023 23:21  

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