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Blondes again...........

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Oggy
In: Ely. Cambs
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pickled eggs!!! chunderville well each to their own i love currys & sardines on toast but i always brush me teeth after the sardines or ppl back away dont understand that gwen i have a feeling that storm can stand up for her self hun am waiting for the fireworks lol

Oggy @ 20/12/2006 17:43

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Gawd I had forgotten the pickled onion....... Must have been one of Haywards. Pickles that bite back. Nice........... but so tart. Yes BWB had one as well.............. so you can leave me alone now and pick on him. ROFL

rubecula @ 20/12/2006 20:58

Oggy
In: Ely. Cambs
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pickled onions are great,bounce off heads brilliantly,that reminds me i've got to get some more stuff in before xmas like booze lmao

Oggy @ 21/12/2006 02:51

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Booze and pickled onions........ oh and some pickled eggs too please.

rubecula @ 21/12/2006 06:10

storm
In: derbyshire
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yuck oggy sardines !!!!! that must be as bad as marmite !!!!! i know when i give pippin them she stinks vile after !!!!! anyway they resemble what they were in a previous life dont do things that still look like they did when alive pips coat shines after though do they have the same effect on your hair ??? heheheheh silverkin onion best for that i find cos you can flick them farther than the big ones rube your onion didnt look like a bakewell at all !!!!

storm @ 22/12/2006 04:25

crafty gwen
In: Derby
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gawd it was a wonder he could find his pickled onion on that plate

crafty gwen @ 22/12/2006 04:44

Oggy
In: Ely. Cambs
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yes storm my hair shines full of health after eating them.my nose is damp & i love having my belly tickled too best thing with the onions is a catapult or failing that a long plastic ruler good morning all btw p,s storm i love marmite too yum

Oggy @ 22/12/2006 05:02

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Marmite on top of cheese and onion on toast........ Yummy. (dare I say a pickled egg thrown in too?)

rubecula @ 22/12/2006 06:52

Di
In: Wellingborough
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Are you pregnant rube?

Di @ 22/12/2006 13:38

storm
In: derbyshire
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lol oggy an rube you guys shure got wierd eating habbits !!!! gave jak marmite when he was small cos thought it was good for him... he puked up everywhere, so tis good if you need a clear out !!!! lol di, if rube says he fancys coal, or jam and gerkins icecream and pickled onions then me an you are goin to be his best mates cos if hes pregnant he will be worth millions !!!!!! and hed need help spendin it all !!! hehehehehehe

storm @ 22/12/2006 14:26

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Me sister is the one with the coal........... Jam and rice pud.... now thats ok....... gerkin is just another name for a wooly jumper. As for Ice cream and pickled onions..... tried theat.... best if you eat them separately though...... Unless you are refering to my sylph like figure?

rubecula @ 22/12/2006 15:57

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Disclaimer: this is not meant to offend blondes of any kind - natural, bottle, airline etc., as it is meant to be taking in the spirit for which it is intended - JOKE only!!! I am a natural blonde therefore I include myself in this and am therefore entitled to write it without reprimand lol!!! In fact it may be simple (no comments plz!!) but it made me giggle just the same. I hope no one identifies with it tho or that really would be worrying - here goes!!! Blonde doing jigsaw puzzle of a rather elegant tiger is having difficulties so phones up boyfriend and complains that the puzzle is too hard and she cant do it herself. He's gotta come home to help immedately!!! Exasperated he agrees and when he gets home he assesses situation as she is close to tears and wound up with frustration. He then makes the following comment - "two things spring to mind here hun - 1) you aint gonna get any stripes out of these pieces 2) put those bloody frosties back in the box!!!! Told you it was simple!!! Sandy xx

Disclaimer:  this is not meant to offend blondes of any kind - natural, bottle, airline etc., as it is meant to be taking in the spirit for which it is intended - JOKE only!!! I am a natural blonde therefore I include myself in this and am therefore entitled to write it without reprimand lol!!! In fact it may be simple (no comments plz!!) but it made me giggle just the same.  I hope no one identifies with it tho or that really would be worrying - here goes!!!
Blonde doing jigsaw puzzle of a rather elegant tiger is having difficulties so phones up boyfriend and complains that the puzzle is too hard and she cant do it herself.  He's gotta come home to help immedately!!! Exasperated he agrees and when he gets home he assesses situation as she is close to tears and wound up with frustration.  He then makes the following comment - "two things spring to mind here hun - 1) you aint gonna get any stripes out of these pieces 2) put those bloody frosties back in the box!!!!
Told you it was simple!!! 
Sandy
xx

Deleted Member @ 22/02/2007 03:58

Di
In: Wellingborough
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rotflmao sandy x

Di @ 22/02/2007 04:10

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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not bad not bad.

rubecula @ 22/02/2007 15:25

witchiest
In: hinckley
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its brilliant sandy,gotta send it to my lovely blond sis! x

witchiest @ 22/02/2007 15:52

storm
In: derbyshire
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lol sandy thats a good one, i have many blonde moments an thats ok by me cos if i wasnt blonde then i would have to blame meslf, its my get out of opening your trap clause !!!!!!!!!!!

storm @ 23/02/2007 14:59

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ditto storm - Bridget Jones here (but without the big knickers - prefer little ones myself lol!!) Sandy x

Deleted Member @ 23/02/2007 17:45

storm
In: derbyshire
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yep sandy lol bridjet jones two here, just wish mr darcy would hurry up and find me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wont even mind if his name isnt darcy either

storm @ 24/02/2007 16:29

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Ha ha - careful what you wish for and appreciate things as they are for now Storm, as long as you're happy and healthy and doing ok - sometimes the Mr Darcy's of this world turn out not to be quite what you dream of lol!!! I seem to meet the arses rather than the Mr Darcy's - sound similar but OMG they are so not lol!!!! Besides statistics show that single women live longer than those with a guy in tow - wonder why lol??? (ps not a manhater just a very sensible, well grounded and very realistic independant woman!!) Sandy x

Deleted Member @ 25/02/2007 07:45

storm
In: derbyshire
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god i should live to be rearly old then !!!! lol mind got a 14 year old with manic hormones at the mo so that may cut it down a little, anyone any idea when these hormones start behaving !!!!!!!!!

storm @ 26/02/2007 07:55

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