Frumpet's Profile

Gardening (yes, indoors!), DIY, sensual touching, guitar-playing, music listening, cheese-feasts, guinea pig & dog cuddling, experimental cooking!

Countryside m'bike rides/walks, camping, small festivals, pub garden drinking, gardening, DIY, sketching/painting, procrastinating. .

Varied (mood dependent) - rock, blues, Latin/Chicano rock, gypsy jazz, world-fusion, northern soul, funky, motown, 50's, 60's, 70's, acoustic guitar, classical, hip hop n' more

Arts / Crafts, Cars, Cooking, Dancing, Food and Wine, Gardening, Hiking / Camping, Motorcycles - Classic / Vintage, Motorcycles - Custom / Modified, Motorcycles - SportsBikes, Motorcycles - SportsTourers, Motorcycles - Tourers, Motorcycles - Trailies, Museums / Galleries, Music - Alternative, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Latin, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Music - World, Nature, Singing / Playing Instrument, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Volunteer / Charity, Yoga / Meditation

. . someone to drop off (zzz!) reading this long spiel!. .

. . . more cheese? Yes please!
Easy-going, smiley me enjoys meeting new folk with a view to forging a friendly rapport which leads to meeting up & if we click, to continue meeting be it for a pint, coffee, pub lunch, curry, trip to countryside, live music, small gig, wild camping, on motorbikes (or via van).

P. S. If a certain, sensual, smiley, non-smoking, nature-loving Mister 'Gargantuan Man' is out there, please don't dither; come say 'hi'!
Ultimately, a cuddly 1:1 relationship for evermore would be bliss. . . let's be honest.

Not really a serial texter; more of a chatterbox, with passive listening skills!
If so far so good, then gowon (should be a word), ping a message - let's get chatting 😉
Ok, so I can be a bit of a 'crazy gal' (so mates say) - rest assured, I've a calm, contemplative, reflective interior too, comfortable with my own company, loving to 'poodle', quietly, alone sometimes. Everybody procrastinates or 'poodles' don't they?

Simple pleasures make my 'world' - being with nature, digging soil, watching/photographing wildlife, porn, flora/fauna, growing veg, propagating plants, mowing grass, cloud watching.
OMG there's more - zzzz!

Having had first m'bike at 18, had big gap in late 30's, then a big gap (why, I dontv know!) before mid-life crisis at 50. Went bonkers; bought 3 guinea pigs, won carnival queen competition (19 teenage competitors; no 'hate mail' from teenager's mums - phew!), bought 1050cc Triumph Sprint but too heavy to pick up after dropping so p/ex for lickle Street Triple 675cc - not as practical, but fun. Love motorbike noises, smells, throbs tho' still can't eradicate my dread of confronting a 'suicidal pheasant' on the road.
Having back wheel clipped by a kangaroo in Tasmania was pretty hair-raising too!
(You still awake?!)
Right, 'nuff of idle texting; over to you - look forward to receiving your witty ditty!
Jo 😁

Sniff. . . hey, d'ya wear petuli-oil on your trousers hems?!

Tell you later

Grey

Multi - Coloured

5'7''-5'11'' (170cm-180cm)

Oh no, sirely not more. . . more what?
At 172cm (5'8 &1/2), I'm shrinking and one day, may be bald, incontinent, with no teeth but I'll still be me, on the inside! If you've a sense of humour, can write/speak more than 1-liners, are interesting/interested, time spent on here might be worthwhile! I can't sit in front of PC screen for long; watching paint dry, even staring at dry paint, is more stimulating! Talk to me x

Light/social drinker

Non smoker

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Graduate/Masters Degree

Other

Caucasian

Agnostic

Tell you later

YOU - if you're smiley, friendly, kind, interesting/interested, warm n'cuddly - for socialising, friendly chats, rides, country walks, photography outings, picnics, pub grub/real ale consuming, theatre, blackberry-picking, live music gigs, fancy dress, camping weekends & more! If we click & you're up for a relationship, sensual lerve-making is also a rather scrummy past-time! Well, why not be open n' up-front. Rhetorical!

Look up at the clouds to keep your feet on the ground and avoid ironing, at all costs!