Frumpet's Profile

Gardening (yes, indoors!), DIY, sensual touching, guitar-playing, music listening, cheese-feasts, guinea pig & dog cuddling, experimental cooking!

Countryside m'bike rides/walks, camping, small festivals, pub garden drinking, gardening, DIY, sketching/painting, procrastinating. .

Varied (mood dependent) - rock, blues, Latin/Chicano rock, gypsy jazz, world-fusion, northern soul, funky, motown, 50's, 60's, 70's, acoustic guitar, classical, hip hop n' more

Arts / Crafts, Cars, Cooking, Dancing, Food and Wine, Gardening, Hiking / Camping, Motorcycles - Classic / Vintage, Motorcycles - Custom / Modified, Motorcycles - SportsBikes, Motorcycles - SportsTourers, Motorcycles - Tourers, Motorcycles - Trailies, Museums / Galleries, Music - Alternative, Music - Blues/Jazz, Music - Classical / Opera, Music - Latin, Music - Pop / R&B, Music - Rock, Music - World, Nature, Singing / Playing Instrument, Theatre / Ballet, Travel / Sightseeing, Volunteer / Charity, Yoga / Meditation

. . someone to drop off (zzz!) reading this long spiel!. .

. . . cheese? Yes please!

Easy-going, smiley me enjoys meeting new folk with a view to forging a friendly rapport which leads to meeting up and if we click, to continue meeting, be it for a pint, coffee, pub lunch, curry, trip to countryside, live music, small gig, wild camping, on motorbikes (or via van).

P. S. If a certain, sensual, smiley, non-smoking, nature-loving Mister Gargantuan yummy Man is out there, please don't dither; come and say 'hello'! Ultimately, I'd like a 1:1 relationship, for evermore. . . let's be honest.

Not really a serial texter; more of a chatterbox, with passive listening skills!

If so far, so good, then gowon (should be a word), ping a message - let's get chatting 🙂

Ok, so I can be a bit of a 'crazy Jo'. (so mates say), rest assured, I've a calm, contemplative, reflective interior too, comfortable with my own company, loving to 'poodle', quietly, alone sometimes. Everybody procrastinates or 'poodles' don't they?

Next bit should've gone above - ah well. .
Simple pleasures make my 'world' - being with nature - digging soil, watching/photographing wildlife, flora/fauna, growing veg, propagating plants, mowing grass, cloud watching. . .
OMG - there's more - zzzz!

Rode motorbikes since teens, then big gap before mid-life crisis 'hit' - went bonkers; bought 3 guinea pigs, entered carnival queen competition (19 teenage competitors!) - I won! (no 'hate mail' from teenager's mums!), then bought a 1050cc Triumph Sprint - too heavy to pick up after dropping, when pushing him over cobbles so p/ex for lickle Street Triple 675cc - not as practical, but fun. Jus' lerve the noise, smell, throb, excitement of motorbikes, even tho', after all these years, can't eradicate my dread of confronting a 'suicidal pheasant' on the road.

Right, 'nuff of idle texting; over to you - look forward to receiving your witty ditty, if you're still awake!
Jo 😁

Are you wearing petuli oil?!

Cuddly

Grey

Multi - Coloured

5'7''-5'11'' (170cm-180cm)

More what?
I'm 172cm (5'8 &1/2) and shrinking.
One day I may be bald, incontinent, with no teeth - but I'll still be me. . . on the inside!

If you've a sense of humour, can write/speak more than just 1- liners, are interesting, interested, then time spent on here will be worthwhile. I can't sit in front of computer screen for long. Watching paint dry, or even observing dry paint, is more stimulating! Talk to me x

Light/social drinker

Non smoker

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Graduate/Masters Degree

Other

Caucasian

Agnostic

Tell you later

. . YOU, if you're smiley, friendly, interesting, interested - for socialising, be it friendly chats, rides, country walks, photography outings, picnics, pub grub/real ale consuming, theatre, blackberry-picking, live music gigs, fancy dress, camping weekends and more!
(Slow, sensual love-making with Mister relationship material man! Well, it's time to be open/honest and stop beating about (or is it 'around'?!) the Bush!)

Look up at the clouds to keep your feet on the ground and avoid ironing, as far as you can!