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How to Shower Like a Woman1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do more sit-ups.4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage 6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.10. Complain because your husband had been eating your gingernut and jaffa cake body wash.11. Rinse conditioner off hair.12. Shave armpits and legs.13. Turn off shower.14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.15. Get out of shower onto a floor towel. Dry with a towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.16. Hang floor towel on side of tub.17. Check entire body for zits, tweeze unwanted hairs.18. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.19. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.How To Shower Like a Man1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.4. Get in the shower.5. Wash your face.6. Wash your armpits.7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.11. Shampoo your hair.12. Taste your wife's ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.13. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.14. Pee.15. Rinse off and get out of shower. (What's a floor towel?)16. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. 17. Admire wiener size in mirror again.18. Leave shower curtain open, water on floor, light and fan on.19. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.20. Throw wet towel on bed.

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storm @ 26/05/2007 16:00  


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Di @ 26/05/2007 18:23  

erm, is there some more?...

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whoops @ 26/05/2007 19:20  

Men shower??

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Sandi @ 26/05/2007 20:01  

lol Ive just worked out how to get those big smileys

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earthwind @ 26/05/2007 21:01  

PML E W, it don't for reading maps tho

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Sandi @ 26/05/2007 21:41  

lol the shower is good though and its funny becauseits soo true Yes I may be in trouble on my journeys and always end up going around at least one round abouts twice going to bristol last year my daughter left in the car three hours after my cozin and I (her on a gsxr750 me on the sprint) she and got there two hours before us Im slow but I am sure lol (well i like to think i am)

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earthwind @ 26/05/2007 21:51  

good ones storm

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RC @ 27/05/2007 05:22  

Spot on Storm! spot on!

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hilda123 @ 27/05/2007 12:07  

but i still don't get the joke!

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whoops @ 27/05/2007 12:26  

no joke in there whoops just a fact of life !!!!!!!

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storm @ 27/05/2007 12:31  

mind you it wud be nice to meet a naked man on my landing!! lol

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hilda123 @ 27/05/2007 12:56  

sorry not true I only fart and pee in the bath farts make more soap suds pee warms water so I can stay in longer

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fatmanonholiday @ 27/05/2007 12:57  

you really know how to impress the women!!!

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hilda123 @ 27/05/2007 13:01  

he sounds like my son

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Di @ 27/05/2007 13:07  

meetin a naked man on my landing would be good too. and yep,he sounds like all my kids!

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witchiest @ 27/05/2007 13:55  

If everyone else is having a naked man on their landing I bloody well want one! Do they do 2 fer the price of one?

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Di @ 27/05/2007 14:06  

one wud be just fine fer me

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storm @ 27/05/2007 16:02  



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RC @ 27/05/2007 16:26  

I can't help being greedy And ya can't blame me for trying

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Di @ 27/05/2007 16:28  

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