Young fellas face when after thinking I would do a trailer swap only to discover I had a further delivery to do. Crest fallen is not quite sufficient an adjective. I love my job!!!!!hahaha
A couple of friends told me my front door had been left open all week. I'm away and I shat myself when they told me, cos of all my music equipment, record/cd collection, computers and all my other electricals are there. The silly buggers got the wrong door!!
Had 5 (scam) calls in an hour,telling me that BT were cutting off my internet today,no skin off my nose as i dumped them years ago,lol....after 5th call i did 1471 and got a number, much to my surprise...dialled it ready to give somebody in Mumbai a good earful of abuse,but instead got a nice and rather bemused lady from Clacton..we swapped weather reports(rain,both of us),and i told her about TPS(Telephone Preference Service) so she could contact them and report the matter,she'd had calls from all over the place,lol
Wee brats laughing at me 'cos I have a support boot on my broken foot, catcalling me 'Hey Bigfoot and The Hendersons' and 'Don't be putting yer foot in it' all the way up the road, (was funny tho') :)
Giving a noisy neighbour in the flat below me a wee taste of his own medicine ... placed my music speakers downwards on my floor and had Slayer going full blast at 5am this morning for an hour before I went to work. (He is SO not a rock fan) Will repeat as necessary (sometimes you just get tired of asking people nicely to shut the feck up at 2am every night) :)
I came in last night and couldn’t feel my wallet in my back pocket. Cue thoughts of, “Oh shit!, Oh Shit!, where the f*** is it?” At which point I was getting ready to go back out to retrace my route to see if I could find it. Then I saw it on the arm of the sofa.....I hadn’t taken it out with me. Cue thoughts of, “You silly, silly c***!” The relief was immense, it would have been a proper pain in the arse if I’d lost it. The moral of the story? Open your eyes before you open your bowels!! 🤣
Opening my bedroom curtains to find my car had been clamped for no tax..!! ODD that,because according to DVLA website it's tax and MOT run until September 2019...rang a nice biker lady in Plymouth who said she would get them out ASAP,i told her they had an hour or their clamp would disappear mysteriously without trace...30 minutes and their man turned up,profusely apologetic,lol. I suggested adult literacy courses for the person responsible...they got the last letter wrong..G instead of O..!!!! Was very tempted to add some padlocks to their chain and demand a ransom....lol Pictures on my photos as "Hermann in Chains!!"
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