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pmsl @ rock chick depends who doing the challenging !!!!! lol

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bigned @ 21/03/2010 23:45  

a would lookout for the teeth and tongue erhh is this a fetish yetie

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madhat @ 21/03/2010 23:47  

I've yet to catch a Yeti
i know they have big hands
and if it goes to tickle me
i'll runaway screaming (not that daft !!!)

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Brummie Jackie @ 21/03/2010 23:47  

Marryann in a wedding dress .... pmsl Sorry ... I couldnt resist ... lmao ...erm .... the person doing challenges ... will depend on which challange ...lol I already have the ... kilt ;) one ...lmao

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rockchick123 @ 21/03/2010 23:48  

Oh Rooster.... If only you had studdied the Middle Earth map on the M.E.N.S.A. T-shirts you would have noticed that that large parts of Nottinghamshire are on the map, as is the beginging of "nottingham" itself. And did we not rejoice at you winning in the monkey olympics and claim another victory for Middle Earth ??? Even beating the Yeti invaders......So fret not, you are a hobbit... in fact you can be MENTAL too. Middle Earths Nottingham Terratories Appointed Leader... It was subject to much discussion.. but in the end it was decided that there were far too many good looking Hobbits and Hobbitesses in the area to allow them to fall into the hands of the "up northers"... But be advised.... the role of a MENTAL person is hard because you have to borders of the "up northers" and the "out easterners" to guard BTW how is RC123's conversion to Hobbitism going... well i hope

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Deleted Member @ 21/03/2010 23:49  

ohhh u said u wouldnt tell, lol and dont u say a word bout the invitations

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madhat @ 21/03/2010 23:51  

They will never convert me .... alive! no ... thats not an offer to ....'do away' with said northerner ...lol

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rockchick123 @ 21/03/2010 23:51  

Bluey think we may have to have a tactical briefing meeting and introduce the C.O.N.S (Conversion Of Northerners Squad)

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Brummie Jackie @ 21/03/2010 23:56  

Ahhh back on the map so im officially M.E.N.T.A.L ist we Notts folk usually think of Notts as the centre of middle earth lol! glad im back on board as bit far south of my neck of the woods...Coversion talk with one from up north could spell danger for me .I no how to keep safe :-)

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Rooster roo @ 21/03/2010 23:59  

Noooooo ...... H E L P .... pmsl

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rockchick123 @ 21/03/2010 23:59  

Roo your fellow M.E.N.T.A.L ists have faith that your training and natural guille will keep you safe (if all else fails flowers and chocolates to the right person may work in your favour)

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Brummie Jackie @ 22/03/2010 00:02  

pmsl .... or a new pink monkey .... ready to train for next year olympics ;) ... hint ... hint pmsl

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rockchick123 @ 22/03/2010 00:06  

Im at risk of conversion as venture out of middle earth too often not to mention great grandad yeti whoops ! me best keeps quiet lol! will try and keep to hobbitness as much as allowed...

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Rooster roo @ 22/03/2010 00:08  

* looks on ebay for pink monkey

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Brummie Jackie @ 22/03/2010 00:08  

pmsl .... hmmm ... it really could be that easy! lmao

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rockchick123 @ 22/03/2010 00:09  

ahh ha !!!! he,s part yeti !!!!!! bet there,s more of them down there note to self bet the,ll make good spies !!!

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bigned @ 22/03/2010 00:10  

... but depends what part of him .... yeti ;) pmsl

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rockchick123 @ 22/03/2010 00:12  

* puts small as in national newspaper

WANTED

Pink monkey for bribery and corruption usage

any size considered, must be ok with being thrown about and hit with tennis racket, long tail preffered

please ring M.E.N.S.A head office on 007 007

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Brummie Jackie @ 22/03/2010 00:12  

.... has to have VERY long tail :) pmsl

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rockchick123 @ 22/03/2010 00:14  

Pink monkey a possibility for fellow middle earths would reward well for northern conversion.. hope they don't make me give up Iron Bru though...

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Rooster roo @ 22/03/2010 00:15  

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