This Hobbit is pleased to announce that several rogue crack commandi haggi were captured and put to good use over the weekend ................. yummy in my tummy
ah the were planted to give you the runs its biological warefare...beware the howling scoots ....nappies may be needed after consumption ( laughs an evil laught WWWaaaaaahh WWWAaahhhh)
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Noo runs Jtb maybe I turn scottish at weekends or when I cross the border you been keeping Haggis a secret too long sales will be on the rise in the Midlands from now on see you thursday mate
Several Hobbit recon groups have been left in the land of Yeti to capture more crack commandi haggi for torture and ................. erm ........ consumption ..................... tis a new Hobbit Hobby so it is
after yet another sucessful misssion into deepest darkest hobbit land and beonde ! with out the hobbit princess being aware (princess ?????? cough cough)
deployment of commando haggi on the south easteren front
and additional spies was a great success
and the failure of HFG to yet again provide the holmfirth treaty at last weekends hobbit submission talks in kelso it was decided to infect key hobbits with haggi DNA so that they have no chance of detecting any spies in hobbit land was also a success.
although the lead hobbit was faining a shoulder injury to avoid tickledom torture algedely from a yeti encounter at farmyard party ! (no wittnesses!!!!!) it was decided by the council to let her off this time as to show the kind peaceful nature of the yetis.
the war goes on but success will soon be ours!!!
P.S our dutch allies have been notified of impending invasion of hobbits in october and are curently mobilising troops in readyness to repel the forces of evil
I have been infiltrated by crackcommando haggi who are running riot around HObbit HQ as i type .............. any suggestions of how to catch the little suckers gratefully accepted ................
Jackie - set a trap with a nip of Whiskey...that may slow em down enough for ya to pin em down .....Oh....& I'll send ya the Holmfirth Treaty (AKA TONTO Treaty) deatailing how to keep the peace
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