JTB.... no one wants to upset you with the realisation that you are a Yeti in exile... but I'm happy to do it... Runaway JTB... your cover is blown.... now everyone knows you are an undercover Yeti infiltrating the southern terratories.... Beware...remember to circumvent Middle Earth when returning to your homeland... Yeti traps are being laid as I type....
What do you think the Brum night out was about..... we were formulating our battle plans....
Anyway... we've got Middle Earth T-shirts so we have.... nahhh nahhh neee nahhh nahhhh
Note to shell.... Free range Yeti are a very unpredicable and dangerous creature... they should be kept on a chain in a barn, fed with large portions of haggis washed down with a large quantity of alchohol... it's the only way to control them....
(source... 1947 R.S.P.C.Y. book of "How to tame and care for your Yeti")
LOL @ Paul's acronyms, are you an ex forces guy?
RAF... 1975 to 1985 Kwak
Rooster roo In: Nottingham for n
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Im manning a Yeti Border Patrol Y.B.P in the Northern teritories far from middle earth and be keeping all you hairy toed hobbits's informed of any sittings of Yeti's and their footprints on the pennines....:-)
Roo remember to take photos of any Yeti sightings Hello magazine have offered us a packet for them lol
Bluey rem to let people know that according the the handbook Yeti's take great pleasure in ambushing folk (especially Middle Earth folk) and using the ancient art of tickledom to render there prey defenceless !!!
Paul, I am already in hiding, I have an abundance of haggis and will be making a break for northern borders the first weekend in April......they search parties will have gotten bored by then and gone back to the dales.....
I am glad of military training also as the Escape and Evasion training is coming in handy at the moment ........will be mounting sentry through out the night luckily as the local population in Cornwall have 6 fingers and toes on each extremity the cunning middle earthers are easy to spot with the large feet and three toes lol
Have cunning plan to evade Rooster Roo's border patrols...involving hair shavers and cam cream.....You ain't seen me roight!!!! Its a cunning plan ...So cunning infact you could put a tail on it and call it a fox Boldrick......
P.s if middle earthers are reading I will come up the A1(M) ...
....honestly
Ah I am a registered Jedi at last censous, But padawain you are young but you will learn. Yes you shall...Jedi mind tricks do not work on all Hobbits only the weak......much better to stay out of sight of the all seeing eye....
JTB... as an ex military man myself I recognise and have a certain amount of respect for you.... so...(whispers... Hobbits are forming a crack volunteer Yeti hunting force that are deploying to skeggy next month... if you get lost and find yourself there..... then best you wear some form of disguise.... Yeti proof hand cuffs are currently being evaluated ).... there... no more favours.... BJ is already threatening legal action of sorts... Called me nag nav she did......
but she can... because she's a Middle Earther....
If cornered by said crack force, my advice is to wait for breakfast or elevensies lunch 2nd lunch or another of the feeding rituals these pesky Hobbits have....as they are busy gorging at such times it is easy to sneak past....I agree with bribes it is a ruse to catch and stuff an innocent yeti going about his business
well JTB as cumbria should be part of scotland anyway and our other founding member is a scott by birth the alliance is open to all north of the pennines
as for u roo i thought u were on my side good to know who ur mates are !!! suppose u got enough dealing with protecting ur self from rock chick nd her spots !!!
yeti may have to abduct monkey nd hold it to ransome for safe passage
Rooster roo In: Nottingham for n
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I do owe a Yeti a drink in form of peace pact and truce in risk of being disowned by my fellow middle earthers think im in the void anyhow as Nottingham is not on the middle earth map at present deals need to be done me thinks ;-)
lmao ... oi ... yeti
no spots .... mumps! just cheeks that would embarass a hamster!
lmao ... I was going to go on yeti protection .... now Sir ... said yeti is on his own ... lmao
...and Roo is his own man ..... when I let him ;) lmao
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