MENU LOGIN 
   Redirecting... ...to our OLD website!


We're still in the process of converting the site to the new format.

Apologies for the inconvenience and thank you for your understanding.

-Matt, Admin

5

Ok - go now to OLD site

No thanks - stay on NEW site


Jokes, Games & Silly Things

Hunt for Coop Bum Sniffer !!

Hunt for Coop Bum Sniffer !! - Forums [Biker Match] Hunt for Coop Bum Sniffer !! - Forums [Biker Match]
Home / Search Forums / Jokes, Games & Silly Things /

Hunt for Coop Bum Sniffer !!

 Posts: 19       Pages: 1/1

Post Reply
COPS are hunting a pervert who smelt a supermarket worker's BUM at least 20 times. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p> <o:p> </o:p> The bespectacled man, who is around 40, repeatedly sneaked up behind a 20-year-old employee on consecutive weekends. <o:p></o:p> <PREFORM>CCTV footage shows the 5ft 9in balding ginger weirdo pretending to pick items off shelves before crouching behind the shelf stacker. <o:p></o:p> With his face near his victim's bum, he seemed to be taking a sniff - and once got so close his nose touched the man. <o:p></o:p> The unnamed Co-op worker, of Plymouth, Devon, said: "I thought it was all a bit strange. I was shocked and couldn't believe he was in the aisle for that long." <o:p></o:p> Cops are asking for witnesses to the October 31 and November 7 attacks. <o:p></o:p> Det Con Steve White said: "It's a bizarre incident. The shop was full of people. Someone must have seen the man." <o:p></o:p>

   Update Reply
Brummie Jackie @ 21/12/2009 11:46  

Just one thing to say to that ...

   Update Reply
Deleted User @ 21/12/2009 15:46  

You should see the vidoe its hilarious lol

   Update Reply
Brummie Jackie @ 21/12/2009 15:46  

hmmmmm .... Welll just as you said you did not want to go there this morning ... I dont think I want to now lmao

   Update Reply
Deleted User @ 21/12/2009 15:57  

Very strange indeed

   Update Reply
jeanzqueen @ 21/12/2009 16:17  

I'm wondering if he's any relation to The Phantom Raspberryblower of Old London Town

   Update Reply
Deleted Member @ 21/12/2009 18:29  

I'm wondering if he's called Rex?

   Update Reply
Holmfirthgirl @ 21/12/2009 18:51  

That has made my day that has

   Update Reply
ghosthunter @ 21/12/2009 19:17  

Perhaps we have missed something here. If the sniffer has gone back several times..... What does that say about the shop worker ? Pinches nose and pulls face.........

   Update Reply
Deleted Member @ 22/12/2009 00:09  

Good job it werent my ass ................... guy would still be working his way round it several months later :)

   Update Reply
Brummie Jackie @ 22/12/2009 10:34  

if it were yr ass bj he may have got lost in it or if you f***ed he would of been blown away
Drob shuts her comp down fast and runs out the door!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(only joking BJ xx)

   Update Reply
drobess @ 22/12/2009 13:01  

lol @ drobs (rem revenge is weet :))

   Update Reply
Brummie Jackie @ 22/12/2009 14:55  

I like big butts and i can not lie, but it wasnt me in co op i will deny and .......... walks off singing badly into next room

   Update Reply
WheelyNealy @ 22/12/2009 16:07  

So if the old bill catch the bum sniffer, just pray tell what are they going to charge him with.....??????

   Update Reply
Deleted Member @ 22/12/2009 20:41  

arse o nist

   Update Reply
WheelyNealy @ 22/12/2009 22:20  

His victims should have prepared for further attacks by drinking plenty of beer the night before and having lots of baked beans for breakfast before going to work. That would have given the bum sniffer an appropriate response.

   Update Reply
Cataraptor @ 22/12/2009 22:24  

lol @ drobs (rem revenge is weet :)) ...........................Bj, wots a weet?????

   Update Reply
drobess @ 22/12/2009 22:26  

arse o nist Genius Wheely

   Update Reply
46Rossi @ 22/12/2009 22:28  

Drobs u'll have to wait and see wont you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   Update Reply
Brummie Jackie @ 22/12/2009 23:03  

 Posts: 19       Pages: 1/1

Back to top
Facebook Twitter Google Pinterest Text Email