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Are we including RURAL myths? 'When cows lay down it's going to rain' That must mean if some are standing we're going to get showers.

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Sandi @ 03/11/2009 18:10  

Kwak think it just means there tired lol

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Brummie Jackie @ 03/11/2009 18:49  

Do cows eat wet grass.

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Deleted Member @ 04/11/2009 17:41  

kwak cows do lay down so they've got a dry bed for the night, the ones left standing are the dirty stop outs

They drink milk actdaft, where do you think strawberry shake comes from?

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RustyKnight @ 04/11/2009 18:52  

Mcdonalds.

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Deleted Member @ 04/11/2009 19:43  

Aye but it starts off in a cow!

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RustyKnight @ 04/11/2009 19:50  

Is it the same with an egg Mcmuffin.

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Deleted Member @ 04/11/2009 20:16  

Why o why would anybody want to eat something that came from a chickens .............. erm ................ special place !!!

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Brummie Jackie @ 04/11/2009 22:47  

No, eggs kick off in chickens act lol

BJ there's nowt wrong with the special place as long as you wash em first ;-)

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RustyKnight @ 04/11/2009 22:54  

need a bucket

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Brummie Jackie @ 04/11/2009 22:55  

i am wasting mi time with this cow then, how do you milk a pig

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Deleted Member @ 04/11/2009 23:23  

Carefully!

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Sandi @ 04/11/2009 23:25  

Red sky at night - Shepherds delight red sky in the morning - yer barns on fire.

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bluesbiker @ 04/11/2009 23:45  


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Sandi @ 04/11/2009 23:48  

Prefer Turkish Delight myself yummmmmmmmmmmmy

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Brummie Jackie @ 04/11/2009 23:54  

Once a knight allways a knight 4 times a night is enough

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Bikeabill @ 05/11/2009 00:05  

Probably my favourite ever urban myth (for I suspect it is indeed such a beastie); Top this for a speeding ticket... Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A1 Great North Road. One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300 mph. Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it. Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district, approaching from the North Sea. Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the RAF Liaison office. Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style: 'Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment. Fortunately the pilot flying the Tornado recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems alert status, and was able to override the automated defence system before the missile was launched and your hostile radar installation was destroyed. Good Day

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geoffb2005 @ 05/11/2009 07:46  

That will teach them a lesson lmao

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excalibur @ 05/11/2009 07:55  

At least he said Gud day lol

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Brummie Jackie @ 05/11/2009 09:20  

Very nice indeed.

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