Imagine being so rich you could employ someone to warm your trousers up, or could hold your ankles then push and pull when you are being sexy with a lady, i could be that lazy. Autographs later.
Iv'e finally convinced next door neighbour that his parrot has got tourette's syndrome, its taken mi 4 month to get this bird to swear like a collier, And they are cleaver it don't half let rip when the bible bashers come round.
Was repairing mi m8s enduro bike today and it is a bit loud but it needed to be running to make the adjustments, so this woman who lives down the street came over to complain about the noise and she don't much like me{ i kicked her dog once as it tried to bite me} so all i said was haven't you got any hovering you could be doing and you could actually see her medication stop working tee hee.
Went to specsavers then stood in the middle of Pogmoor in mi shorts spraying myself with 2 cans of deodorant hopeing all those women would come running at me, Anyway after the police let me go i had to take them back cos they didn't fit.
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