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martoooone

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Its called a periscope :-)

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smokey_1_uk @ 15/03/2010 08:15  

nah u want one of them things that makes funky patterns wen u look into it

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Brummie Jackie @ 15/03/2010 23:10  

That will be sumat else that will. Its like having a u-boat in mi pocket.

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Deleted Member @ 17/03/2010 01:10  

Had mi ed stuck in some railings today, It past a couple of hours on.

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Deleted Member @ 18/03/2010 00:20  

I just lost mi night vison goggles, carn't see without them.

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Deleted Member @ 19/03/2010 00:16  

oops sorry AD i borrowed em for my yeti hunt

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Brummie Jackie @ 19/03/2010 00:18  

Give em back ive just walked into the coffee table and now i have a sore appendage.

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Deleted Member @ 19/03/2010 00:36  

erm............... they are stuck on me head but its ok i can see ur appendage is not broken cos they have x ray vision as well

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Brummie Jackie @ 19/03/2010 00:38  

If i had known that i wouldn't have lost em its been cold sat in that tree all winter do you know how many oxo's ive gone through.

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Deleted Member @ 19/03/2010 00:41  

told u to use Bovril instead !!!!

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Brummie Jackie @ 19/03/2010 00:41  

Started going to the gym twice a week for a good workout, but ive been banned already, apparently its costing too much to keep the windows clean.

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Deleted Member @ 19/03/2010 01:01  

Thought u licked em clean AD ?

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Brummie Jackie @ 19/03/2010 09:28  

Just cleaning it and it went off.

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Deleted Member @ 19/03/2010 14:37  

Well unplug it then

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Brummie Jackie @ 19/03/2010 14:43  

I have to get a guy a new moustache cos mi zippo burned it off.

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Deleted Member @ 20/03/2010 01:21  

try www.moustachesofallkindsforalloccasions.com

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Brummie Jackie @ 21/03/2010 22:36  

A guy in the pub told me he was a medium and could talk to the dead so i asked him who is spirit guide was and he said it was a poodle and every message he got was woof woof, But the best part was the dog was German so there was a language barrier.

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Deleted Member @ 22/03/2010 14:58  

see now if it was French he would have been sorted

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Brummie Jackie @ 22/03/2010 22:43  

yes theres nothing better than a little french :-)

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smokey_1_uk @ 22/03/2010 22:47  

Smokey u read my mind.............. comment ce va????

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Brummie Jackie @ 22/03/2010 22:49  

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