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Jokes, Games & Silly Things

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Free to good home 2ft lemon shark giving him away cos the rotten sod wont let me get in the bath

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Why are most folk from Barnsley a sandwich short of a picnic? (that's not offensive, I was born in Barnsley...I rest my case lol)

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thas reet there al tell thi all it eats is chips it costs mi an arm and leg to feed bloody thing do you want it

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NO 1 dont want yah ferret either lol

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or yah slugs hahaha

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mi ferret past away on thursday he was asleep in mi laundry and he went through the wash apparently he couden't hold his beath for that long, but at leased je was clean at his funeral

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lol aperently if you dont mate a male ferrit he dies off a heart atack now how he feels I do lol

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Pick your own slugs big or small come round take as many as you wish all free to good home, But they wont fetch a stick or come to you if you whistle.

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A large collection of tea bags for sale slightly used. Offers

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Blow up doll for sale in reasonable condition 2 punctures squeaks a bit may px 2 bar electric fire

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3 bar electric fire for sale will px for un punctured blow up doll cash either way

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OK!! Can tell its raining and all the crazy bikers are at a loose end!!! If you're at that much of a loose end try looking up the sex life of the slug. . .they've got one over on us humans!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A large collection of tea bags for sale slightly used. Offers 'Slightly used' tea bag? How's that work then, do ya keep one half covered up and pour the water on the other half? I've got 10p, what do ya say?

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Free book How to train slugs by Mr s nail I must say that Mr nail's technique is rubish and these slugs will not do anything you want them to do. Very disappointed

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You can have the lot for 10p

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theres a new gangster in town Slugzy malone

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my name and address, to send the t bags P G Tips Perforation Street Tetley Tyne Teas

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Ive got a genuine ghost in a bottle for sale i want 5000 quid for it for that you get a certificate of authenticity signed by elvis. 99 more avaliable. Cash only send to me where i live in tarn.

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Sorry to all the 3 bar electric fire has now gone.

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They'll nick owt in Barnsley

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