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Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, withtraits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist. VIRGO (The One that Waits) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now.Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal.Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. SCORPIO (The Addict) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic . Predict future. GREAT kisser.Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. LIBRA (The Lame One) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind.Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you wanna mess with... You might end up crying . ARIES (The Liar) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with.Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. AQUARIUS (Does It In The Water) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind.Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations.Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. GEMINI (Irresistible) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in t he you know where ... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud.Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out.Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. LEO (The Lion) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back.Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything.Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. CANCER (The Cutie) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it.Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. PISCES (The Partner for Life) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal.Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep.. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but In a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants.Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. CAPRICORN (The Passionate Lover) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships.Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool.Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. TAURUS (The Tramp) Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing.Loves to help people in times of need.. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! SAGITTARIUS (The Promiscuous One) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships.. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty.. Very romantic.Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind.Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with, you might end up crying.

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fastjock @ 25/05/2009 20:12  

if you copy/paste mate, make sure you copy into notepad first and then copy from there into BM. This converts your copy into plain text. :-)

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Matt @ 25/05/2009 20:56  

Scorpio - sounds about right!

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darkcarnival @ 25/05/2009 21:28  

mines about right too, youll all have to take a guess on which onE

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julie j @ 25/05/2009 22:18  

mines about right too, youll all have to take a guess on which one it is though!

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julie j @ 25/05/2009 22:18  

AQUARIUS (Does It In The Water) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind.Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations.Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. hmmmm, i like it, so very true lol well most of it!!

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chunkichick @ 25/05/2009 22:53  

Most of 'em say the same thing lol

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Sandi @ 25/05/2009 22:55  

GEMINI (Irresistible) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in the you know where ... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud.Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out.Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. so what went wrong

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Emzed @ 25/05/2009 23:33  

Will do in future Matt cheers.

TAURUS (The Tramp)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing.
Loves to help people in times of need.. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind.
Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

Note the last sentence


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fastjock @ 25/05/2009 23:55  

Shame u dont live up to it Dug apart from the TRAMP bit

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Emzed @ 26/05/2009 02:01  

Scorpio mines spot on

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cbthonda @ 26/05/2009 09:43  

Well being a Capricorn I can see myself in every line!

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Dragon13 @ 26/05/2009 19:53  

Its all a load of Bull. Well at least for Taureans anyway

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micksaway @ 26/05/2009 19:58  

well my birthday is on the cusp of Gemini & Cancer .....ahem...loud....me???? nah!!

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Holmfirthgirl @ 26/05/2009 20:02  

Gemini.....mmmm....not sure.......outgoing,talkative,dosna sound much like me

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Deleted Member @ 26/05/2009 22:55  

very interesting, mmmmmmmmmmmsome so true!! you can always see yourself in it if you believe, .........

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savanna @ 01/01/2010 02:14  

I'm piskeys

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ghosthunter @ 01/01/2010 13:21  

It's all a pile of old tosh. You read into it what you want to see and make it fit. It's just Boll#*ks.

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bluesbiker @ 01/01/2010 15:01  

I disagree with ya there Blues. It's amazing how many folk fit their sign, not the other way round as you say. I'm not talking about the daily horoscopes in the newspapers, I'm talking of our astrological signs. Naturally who we are doesn't solely consist of our astrological sign, there are other factors to consider, but the basics remain the same for each sign. The closest analogy I can use is a sponge cake, all sponge cake is the same, it only starts to differ when you add different ingredients and it is in different environments.

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Sandi @ 01/01/2010 15:54  

I refer the honorable lady to my previous statement.

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bluesbiker @ 01/01/2010 16:16  

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