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Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Can't type very well or concentrate on figures when it's flippin' freezing cold and there's no heating in t'office.... BBbbrrrrrr!

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Wannabe @ 03/12/2008 09:33

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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take a tip from geoff an fart a lot!or tc's tip of peein in yer pant's

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tangoman60 @ 03/12/2008 09:38

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No heating in the office is illegal. Go home, and do not return until sorted. If he sacks u, sue the swine for unfair dismissal.

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Deleted Member @ 03/12/2008 09:52

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Nah - just popped down t'road and bought a couple of plug-in rads... I'll run up a nice big electrickery bill for him instead

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Wannabe @ 03/12/2008 10:13

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Don't 'ferget' to turn them off when u go home.

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Deleted Member @ 03/12/2008 10:18

Oggy
In: Ely. Cambs
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An employer has a certain amount of time to rectify the problem but you've been well with in your rights to get alternative heating WB.

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Oggy @ 03/12/2008 10:19

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Too right... what remain of my teeth were threatening to vibrate free of my gums, I was shivering that much!

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Wannabe @ 03/12/2008 10:32

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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I have discovered I cannot remain upright with a Tyson under my right foot and a Cleo trying to get under my left.

*ouch!*

Riverdancing like a good'un up and down my kitchen - Michael Flatley eat yer heart out!

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Wannabe @ 03/12/2008 18:48

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I found out that I am just as bad on two feet as I am on two wheels! Walking down the hill to catch the bus into work I skidded on the ice pavements and ended up hugging a telephone junction box! We have been forcast another 6" snow tonight. Great, snow on top of ice ...... If you hear of a double decker bus upside down in a ditch in East Lancs, it may be me

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Deleted User @ 03/12/2008 19:03

Phil
In: Liverpool
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I found that our ambulances are not that good on ice but spin very nicely on a round a bout .. no one in the back fortunately as we had just off loaded.

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Phil @ 03/12/2008 19:09

geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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I have found that I cannot eat a carrot whilst standing on my head. And I'm not even a parrot. Spike Milligan was ace.

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geoffb2005 @ 03/12/2008 19:50

Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
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Change me duvet cover!..grrrrr....HOW can something that simple take me soooooo long?!... And before anyone tries to help with practical advice like start with it inside out etc....thanks, but don't bother!..That gets me even more hot n bothered!

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Triumph_Sy @ 03/12/2008 21:58

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Arf,start with it inside out.

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Deleted Member @ 03/12/2008 22:06

Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
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The words OFF RIGHT n F**K...spring to ming geez!!

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Triumph_Sy @ 03/12/2008 22:10

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So that'll be a no brainer then Arf?

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Deleted Member @ 03/12/2008 22:14

Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
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Does my flippin head in geez, always has... I'm an independant guy, do all me own washing, cooking, cleaning etc...no big deal, just like you n millions of others...but them duvet covers.....*sighs*

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Triumph_Sy @ 03/12/2008 22:20

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Yeah i know what you mean. get a lodger mate,she won't do it but gives me someone to throw it at.

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Deleted Member @ 03/12/2008 22:23

Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
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Ta for advice, but will pass on that one geez!.....got no one to throw it at, true....... but aint got no one hassling me for leaving the loo seat up or something similar either!

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Triumph_Sy @ 03/12/2008 22:31

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She don't hassle me mate,she's the lodger.not me.

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Deleted Member @ 03/12/2008 22:34

Karey
In: Barnsley
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Arf...jus unzip yr sleepin bag.. instant duvet.. wiv self-cover built it !! unless its an igloo one like mine..in that case just get in it and be as snug as a bug in a rug ! * Of course i have a luvly big duvet..wiv a nice selection of covers that i can change at will... ( inside out..and stand ont bed to shake down ..etc....simple...when u know how!) heheh *

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Karey @ 03/12/2008 22:34

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