your fate will be like what i saw on a video on a website called ogrish[dont think its still around i have tried gettin it recently!] a convicted homosexual in a muslim country had a long sharp pointed pole inserted[you know where!!] and then stood upright he then slid down the pole the point comin out of his shoulder !!! point of this is never let sharian law into this country!!!also videos of stoning to death of adulterer's sharian law must never be allowed to take hold!! i know these are extreme examples but!![an no offence xk it was cos yu like swords not insinuatin youre gay!! ]
not insinuatin youre gay!!
Oh I don't know - he seems a happy chappy most of the time
As for the rest of it - hear, hear! Sentenced to death by stoning because you've been raped?! Aye, right... *shuts up before entering rant mode*
erm...back on thread.....LOL
*Holding a door open for a "lady" only to be called a sexist bast!
*Checking your meat and two veg are still there in the morning BEFORE waking!
*Waking up with a fantastic woman after a night of unbelievable rumpy pumpy...smiling at each other then ducking her head under the duvet so she can REALLY appreciate the effort you put into that fart!
*not buying anything from the puffy "organic" aisle
*Nodding at the workmen who hold up the "stop/go" boards for having the grace to allow you through.....proper mans work that!
*being convinced that your 1200cc vauxhall corsa old ladies shopping trolley is infact a 600bhp Lamborghini eater in disguise......all because you fitted a loud exhaust and lowered it 2"......."it's true.....yeah...I had 130 out of it down the pass!"....
never puttin both hands on the steerin wheel!!one either hangin out the window on a hot day or restin on yer gear knob!or on your forehead like yer bored or sommat!
She's alive and well, and living in taskmasters backyard.
Just fattening him up for the Braai....
But some cool swords
#40 - Knowing what properly cool blades look like, owning a few yourself and knowing very well how to use them. Bonus points for teaching friends' daughters/girlfriends how to use them as well!!!
refusing while out shopping 2 be dragged round the shopping centre in 2 every girlie shop and instead heading 4 the nearest bar/fastfood/gadget shop then meeting up at the end
aaah!friend of mine[who i hadnt seen for years] brought twin boys to be photographed into the studio i said do yu want to be photoed with your grankids ''thier mine he said!!''anyone here fancy startin again at 59!!fk that for a game of soldiers!!
& I now attract a particular brand of pitying look from a certain kind of person for being *shock, horror!* childless at 40!!! They don't seem to realise it's by design and NOT by accident or cruel twist of fate ;o)
hurrah i know exactly what you mean 38 and no offspring are you mad love other peoples kids because you can give them back by the way afternoon wannabe
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