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25 things that make you feel like a real man

25 things that make you feel like a real man (2) - Forums [Biker Match]

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25 things that make you feel like a real man

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Wannabe
In: Dartford
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I regularly beat myself up about this but I am still sure it was the best thing to do at the time. The world has changed since I was a kid and I am pretty much hating it right now. Sucks, doesn't it? I received an official warning for placing my arm around a little girl's shoulders to give her some comfort after dressing her grazed knee, when I was working in a school... broke my bloody heart it did... We're going to end up with a whole generation of people who think that ANY touching whatsoever is evil and wrong... Homo Sapiens has always comforted and reassured through touch... it's what makes us worth preserving as a species - compassion, empathy and concern for others...

Wannabe @ 03/07/2008 07:35

ttaskmaster
In: Reading
Posts: 337
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Oh, they'll be please to see you, believe me!!

ttaskmaster @ 03/07/2008 07:36

TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
Posts: 2888
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lol - just wrote a 10 minute essay in reply to Wannabe but fate decided to erase it... maybe a good thing too (should have gone in the Rant forum!) Condensed version: agree mankind should be preserved but modern society can go to Hell!

TeeCee @ 03/07/2008 08:01

Wannabe
In: Dartford
Posts: 4922
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Oh, they'll be please to see you, believe me!! Fair comment, considering I was the "official" band photographer & had just arrived in time for the last number of the 1st set! Nice condensing there TC...

Wannabe @ 03/07/2008 08:24

bostonbiceps
In: gillingham
Posts: 119
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shaving dry with the old bowie knife(a.k.a. crocodile dundee) orr failing that the cutthroat

bostonbiceps @ 03/07/2008 11:10

Wannabe
In: Dartford
Posts: 4922
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*chortles* I promise not to jog your elbow at F&F

Wannabe @ 03/07/2008 11:28

bostonbiceps
In: gillingham
Posts: 119
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sorry wannabe but u will have 2 take ano. and wait ur turn no line cuts

bostonbiceps @ 03/07/2008 11:32

Hull750Rider
In: Hull
Posts: 1409
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31. Not using instructions to put stuff togeather. 32. Not consulting road maps. 33. Not stopping to ask directions 34. Never admitting you are totally lost 35. Not admitting you are wrong!! EVER

Hull750Rider @ 03/07/2008 11:41

Wannabe
In: Dartford
Posts: 4922
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34. Never admitting you are totally lost 35. Not admitting you are wrong!! EVER The expression, I believe, is "geographically challenged" and surely No. 35 belongs on the "real woman" list? *legs it*

Wannabe @ 03/07/2008 11:48

bostonbiceps
In: gillingham
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men never get lost they just sometimes take the scenic route surely

bostonbiceps @ 03/07/2008 11:58

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Wannabe - F&F - = Fixtures and Fittings surely?

Deleted Member @ 03/07/2008 12:26

bostonbiceps
In: gillingham
Posts: 119
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not crying at the obligatory lassie/e.t. movie (well not in anyone's view anyway)

bostonbiceps @ 03/07/2008 12:33

Deleted Member
In: NA
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You ever watched the Alamo scene where the blind lady tells her man (Jacko) to get back on the wall (to face certain death)? Gets me every time.

Deleted Member @ 03/07/2008 17:02

katydevil
In: sheffield
Posts: 439
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awww,bet you cried at et and bambi too lol

katydevil @ 03/07/2008 17:07

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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I didn't eat Bambi!!!! It's a lie, I tell you! She's alive and well, and living in taskmasters backyard.

Deleted Member @ 03/07/2008 17:14

ninjalex
In: lincoln
Posts: 39
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picking my 9 and 8 year old daughters up from school and having them sitting on my arms,one on each,eat your heart out arnie.

ninjalex @ 03/07/2008 18:03

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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anybody else cry at the end of gladiator? *cough! hell of a game!!*

tangoman60 @ 03/07/2008 18:46

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Not my sort of film - way too many dangerous-looking, long pointy objects. But some cool swords.

Deleted Member @ 04/07/2008 04:17

Wannabe
In: Dartford
Posts: 4922
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Bucketloads TM! Except I'd never own up to it when conversing with my ruffi tuffi biker mates or my well 'ard pirate gang... then it's just the dust getting into my eyes again

Wannabe @ 04/07/2008 04:21

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
Posts: 3862
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another scene in 'master an commander'again Russell Crow!!when they cut a lad adrift to certain death!! and i really hate to admit this but the end of ghost!!but i fear kickin the bucket now cos the black demons are gonna drag me down there with em!!!

tangoman60 @ 04/07/2008 04:36

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