When you spend your entire life since you were 12 (when you stopped growing) thinking you are 5 foot tall, only to be informed at the surgery that you are now 4 foot 11 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Again this happened this weel too...when you go to the doctors and they have a new DIY computerised checking in system which was'nt there last time. Some old geezer stood behind, with his wife, "tutting" and "sighing" because "I" am holding "them" up, as I've never used it before !
you can't remember all your clean funny jokes,just the ones that people tut at. you don't get invited to weddings/funerals/christenings anymore...he's just that old maniac with the motorbikes....drinks all the whisky.
When your kids tell you to stop dancing, because you are embarrassing them.
When at the supermarket checkout, I put my card in the reader and I say to the woman, "I can't see the screen", she replies, "we have someone here to help blind people, shall I get her".
When you wake up in the morning or take helmet off and your face looks like its been slashed with creases......and the indentations last allday
If I want to wear a skirt I have to plan it, I can't wear socks for 2 days before hand or else I have top of sock mark ridges on my ankles
if the bottom sheet gets wrinkled in the night.....good lord ....I look just like the bed sheet
When you remember it's quicker to wash your hair over the bath than it is to wait for shower to heat up.. then you can't stand up straight for half an hour afterwards and then you suddenly remember why you don't wash your hair over the bath anymore.. Oucheeeeee!!
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