Realised i was getting old the other day when i asked for gods bleep number off switchboard....thought her chuckles were a private joke and when my fave hca asked if she could help me i asked her to find me gods direct dial number....
Yes p*ss ripped outa me and keep getting asked if i've spoken to god yet.... Could only happen to me eh?
you get stopped for speeding,they say"right then sonny..." till you take your lid off then suddenly become "mate" or even worse"sir"...............senile delinquent at large,j57 x
Realised i was getting old the other day when i asked for gods bleep number off switchboard....thought her chuckles were a private joke and when my fave hca asked if she could help me i asked her to find me gods direct dial number....
Yes p*ss ripped outa me and keep getting asked if i've spoken to god yet.... Could only happen to me eh?
Clarkee, that made me laugh!
Some time ago I was getting emails form a 'Mature' dating site! Talk about insulted!!!!!
Oh but I am beginning to sound like my mum, now that is worrying!
Mizzi, realised you're getting old when you forgot you'd already posted and did it again, Senile or what?
Blackberry, I'd say you were beginning to look like your mum but I've not met her and anyway she may be insulted.
My moment was today when a customer who I know is younger than me called "me young man" and instead of thinking of it as a compliment I thought "who are you calling young man?" Not started looking for SAGA holidays yet though.
You know your getting old when:
You can get your insurance from Saga
You no longer get 18 to 30 holiday brochures
The candles on your Birthday cake sets off the smoke alarms
You get smiled at by a stranger, who then asks if he can help you across the road.
A night out, take's a month to get over
You can remember all the words to the Bay City Rollers songs
You can remember 45's and how many you could load on the turn table at once (I won't mention 78's!!!)
How far sixpence went
5 park drive (out of a machine)
Your kids beg you not to dance at a family do
I can't remember what post I'm writing on??
I felt old a few months ago when I walked into a shop and a youngster of around 10 said 'hey cool, I like your hair colour' (looks black but turns blue when the light shines on it) Then the same endearing child dashed over to her mum and said -
'mum, mum, have you seen that OLD LADY'S HAIR over there!!!
......When you spend 20 mins or more trying desperately to remove the lid off a jar of honey, only to resort to a hammer and screwdriver to punch a hole in the top to break the seal, cos you ain't got the strength to unscrew the top!!!
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