I decided to have some fun in Asda....
Firstly I went into the specs department, asked about glasses and the girl showed me the womans section so I headed for the gents section she came after me to tell me I was in the wrong bit but I said no I am undergoing a sex change so after xmas would be a total male, she was stunned so I said yeah, if you look closely you will see that the testosterone injections are already working I now have bushy eyebrows, hairy hands and stubble on my face, then went on to say the rest of my transformation was taking place in hospital over xmas. I then turned and said sorry I can't find any glasses I liked and walked out after thanking her for her time. I was in fits of laughing as I walked away as she went straight over to her colleague and I should imagine was trying to explain it to her.
Next it was time to have some fun with the girl on the till....
When she told me how much my shopping had come to well over £50 I said Oh No! I only have £30 so she offered me several solutions but I said its ok I know what I will do I said I am sure if I went along every queue and asked the other customer for a fiver each I would be able to pay with out putting any goods back as I needed everthing, her face was a picture, she was saying OMG you cant do that its begging, then I took out my switchcard to pay, she was in fits of laughter and thanked me for making her day, she had been really having a low day until she served me.
But then wait for it someone was laughing at me, I went next to fill my car with petrol at Asda, climbed over the seats, as my drivers door is stuck locked and its gonna cost best part of £100 to fix, got out to the pump and it wasn't working, climbed back in my car, moved to next pump did all the scrambling over the seats again and yeah youv'e guessed it that pump wasn't working either, third time lucky I got some fuel.
Gosh did I need the loo when I got home so much laughing....
Di I am going to see when my bruv is playing in Northants and then give you shout if your up for a meeting
OOOps and theres me hijacking this thread just like the question I asked on Big Why
CG u r brill
Finding out today that my cousin Michael and his wife in London have named their lovely new baby after me.. I was choked with emotion and chuffed to bits...
Going out for an unexpected blast on gixer 1100,& it wasnt mine so it got lots of stick .Bloody cold though,is it possible to pass water through a handfull of wrinkles??
See!!?? you girls are the ones with the dirty minds!! I anted to know how to hols a glass of water in my cols wrinkled hands!!
Not have a s*ash through wrinkled genitalia
After the prospect of having a really boring weekend and being too skint to go anywhere my dad just rang and he and his wife are coming over to take me out for an Indian! Yummy.
Had a chat with a guy from New Zealand tours at the NEC today and mentioned there were members of my clan out in Invercargill at the far end of South island.
Got back home and found they'd sent me the first chrissie card of the year and a 'come to beautiful New Zealand' calendar.
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