yep and me too di as you will have noticed !!!!! am keeping the blonde bit toned down at the mo, unless you include what i asked you about the other day how durrrrrrrr of me
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologise."Please allow me to help. I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him."Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes” the man replied.He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel?"He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
my mouth is swollen up storm,think i got an infection,bloody dentist!!!! half my face looks like a chipmunk! smiley sends aunties storm and di big cuddles and smiles! xx
awwww ga ga goo goo or thanks smiley thats made me feel so wanted
go an thump him in the chops di and tell him thats from storm !!!!! wont stop ya mouth hurtin but you will feel so much better,
have you gone back with ya swollen mouth cos it might need antibiotics look after it hunny, cos ya need ya mouth to yell at the kids !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go to claims direct and get aload of money out of the dentist will make you feel even better ....
what do you call 3 chavs going over a cliff in a corsa , a waste you can get 4 chavs in a corsa .
why did david beckham have his head shaved . because someone told victoria if she shaved her twat the sex is better
whats the diffrance between a chav and a coconut . ones thick and hairy the others a coconut
two chavs jump off beachy head , who wins ?
society
what do you call a chav at college , the cleaner
what do you call a 30yr old chav girl ? granny
what do you say to a chav in a suit , will the defendant please stand
what do you call a chav girl in a white track suit , the bride
if you see a chav on a bike why souldnt you hit him ?
it could be your bike .
why are chavs like slinkies , neither have any real use but both are good to watch fall down the stairs
two chavs in a car with no music on whos driveing ?
the police
a chav walks in to the jobcentre , marches upto the counter and say im looking for a job ? the man replies well we've got just the job for you ,millionair requiers a chauffeur / bodyguard for his nymphomanic daughter you'll hav to drive around in a mercedes uniform and meals will provided due to the long hours and you will have to escort her on holidays to , the salarly is 200k . the chave replies your bullshiting me , the man then replies you started it .
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