he said i dont know y you wear a bra you have nothing to put in it
she said ... you wear pants don't you
He said shall we try swapping positions tonight
she said... Thats a good idea you standby the ironing board while i lie on the sofa
Q What is the difference between government bonds and men?
A Bonds mature
Q Why are married women heavier than single women?
A Single women come home see whats in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see whats in the bed and go to the fridge LMAO
Man says to god why did you make women so beautiful God says so you would love her
But god says man why did u make her so dumb? god says ... so shewould love you (A bit of a double edged sword this one)
There are two blonde women and a Man on an island. One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish each (you get the picture)...The first blonde says, "I need to get off this island, I wish for a rowboat." With a flash, a rowboat appears and she rushes out into the ocean.The second blonde says, "I need to get off this island, I need jetski"With a flash, a jetski appears and she rushes out into the ocean, soon overtaking the first blonde.The genie looks enquiringly toward the Man, who with raised eyebrows, smiles and says," Just give me a million dollars, I'll take the bridge."
Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie then with a “POOF” you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."
“POOF” The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive."
“POOF” The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think. . . ."
“POOF”
A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver's license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver's license, he asks for registration. Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, "It's that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment." "Ah," she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his member out.Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, "Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!"
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