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Crusty Old Biker Joke

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Crusty Old Biker Joke

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Moxey77
In: Stourport-on-Sev
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A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: £ 1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : £ 2.50
HAND JOB: £ 10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meagre looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger!"

Moxey77 @ 19/04/2007 05:04

Deleted Member
In: NA
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thats an old one

Deleted Member @ 19/04/2007 05:18

Deleted Member
In: NA
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sorry couldnt resist

Deleted Member @ 19/04/2007 05:19

Di
In: Wellingborough
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Di @ 19/04/2007 05:29

witchiest
In: hinckley
Posts: 1570
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i've never heard it b4!

witchiest @ 19/04/2007 08:30

RC
In: Derbyshire
Posts: 7960
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nor me lol

RC @ 19/04/2007 12:14

firebladekid
In: norwich
Posts: 735
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2 wheels frist time i heard that one great one

firebladekid @ 19/04/2007 13:16

storm
In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326
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cool 2ws very funny awww croc it just goes to show the old ones are always the best !!!!!

storm @ 19/04/2007 13:27

rubecula
In: Holyhead
Posts: 3991
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Funny you should say that Storm. I am an old one.

rubecula @ 19/04/2007 14:17

Di
In: Wellingborough
Posts: 4452
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We know!

Di @ 19/04/2007 14:28

wttgill
In: lichfield
Posts: 109
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fantastic,....

wttgill @ 19/04/2007 14:47

storm
In: derbyshire
Posts: 2326
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awwww rube ya are the best to us mate tc (i tell whoppers too )

storm @ 19/04/2007 17:24

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