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what do you call?

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what do you call A monkey with a bomb ? BABOOM ! sorry couldnt resist it

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WheelyNealy @ 17/08/2010 19:52  

What do you call a three legged donkey............................ A wonkey !!!

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suzed2805 @ 17/08/2010 20:08  

Q. What do you call a man with two left feet ?
A. Whatever you like - if he tries to catch you he'll just run round in circles !

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Deleted Member @ 17/08/2010 20:37  

Q. What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
A. Dug.

Q. What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
A. Douglas.

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VFRbabe @ 17/08/2010 20:54  

wot do you call a bloke witha rabbit stuck up his bum? Warren.

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bluesbiker @ 17/08/2010 21:28  

What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog? A barking ticket.

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WheelyNealy @ 17/08/2010 21:30  

What do you call a snake who is employed by the government? A civil serpent.

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WheelyNealy @ 17/08/2010 21:47  

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea

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Deleted Member @ 17/08/2010 22:12  

What do you call an irish man who only reaches half way to your waist ............ anemic

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Sandi @ 17/08/2010 22:36  

Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
A. Ground beef.

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Deleted Member @ 17/08/2010 23:04  

what do you call a nun with a washer on her head............

sistermatic

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suzed2805 @ 17/08/2010 23:25  

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea

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Deleted Member @ 18/08/2010 05:31  

*creak* the sound of this thread cos the jokes are so old

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Sandi @ 18/08/2010 05:37  

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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Ian10 @ 18/08/2010 07:18  

what do you call a man wrapped in paper Russell

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suzed2805 @ 18/08/2010 07:52  

lmao good jokes but like kwak says they're really olllllllllddddddd!!! haha

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Deleted Member @ 18/08/2010 09:49  

What do you call a Japanese lady with a food processor on her head? Blenda !

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Deleted Member @ 18/08/2010 10:52  

I warn you this is terrible......

Q. What do you call a teacher who makes fireworks ?
A. A head banger!!

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Deleted Member @ 18/08/2010 14:55  

What dya call a bloke with a lump of dirt on his head? Peat.

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2Tdreamin @ 18/08/2010 19:37  

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