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Nutkin68
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Complete nonsense but hilarious too....... had this emailed to me so I'm going to pass it on - go down the list, adding your 'bits' and see what you come up with....... Mine ended up being 'I did the Macarena with a banana at the dinner table because Big Bird said to and he's my leader' * I know it's silly, will go back to my shreading........* Pick the month you were born:January-------I kickedFebruary------I lovedMarch----------I karate choppedApril------------I lickedMay------------I jumped onJune-----------I smelledJuly------------I did the Macarena WithAugust--------I had lunch withSeptember----I danced withOctober-------I sang toNovember-----I yelled atDecember-----I ran overPick the day (number) you were born on:1-------a birdbath2-------a monster3-------a phone4-------a fork5-------a snowman6-------a gangster7-------my mobile phone8-------my dog9-------my best friends' boyfriend10-------my neighbour11-------my science teacher12-------a banana13-------a fireman14-------a stuffed animal15-------a goat16-------a pickle17-------your mom18-------a spoon19------- a smurf20-------a baseball bat21-------a ninja22-------Chuck Norris23-------a noodle24-------a squirrel25-------a football player26-------my sister27-------my brother28-------an iPod29-------a surfer30-------a homeless guy31-------a llamaWhat is the last number of the year you were born:1--------- In my car2 --------- On your car3 --------- In a hole4 --------- Under your bed5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle6 --------- sliding down a hill7 --------- in an elevator8---------- at the dinner table9 -------- In line at the bank0 -------- in your bathroomPick the color of shirt you are wearing:White---------because I'm cool like thatBlack---------because that's how I roll.Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.Red-----------because the voices told me to.Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I wantGreen---------because I think I need some serious help.Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollarsOrange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.Brown---------because I can.Other----------because I'm a Ninja!None----------because I can't control myself!Now type out the sentence you made

Pick the month you were born:January-------I kickedFebruary------I lovedMarch----------I karate choppedApril------------I lickedMay------------I jumped onJune-----------I smelledJuly------------I did the Macarena WithAugust--------I had lunch withSeptember----I danced withOctober-------I sang toNovember-----I yelled atDecember-----I ran overPick the day (number) you were born on:1-------a birdbath2-------a monster3-------a phone4-------a fork5-------a snowman6-------a gangster7-------my mobile phone8-------my dog9-------my best friends' boyfriend10-------my neighbour11-------my science teacher12-------a banana13-------a fireman14-------a stuffed animal15-------a goat16-------a pickle17-------your mom18-------a spoon19------- a smurf20-------a baseball bat21-------a ninja22-------Chuck Norris23-------a noodle24-------a squirrel25-------a football player26-------my sister27-------my brother28-------an iPod29-------a surfer30-------a homeless guy31-------a llamaWhat is the last number of the year you were born:1--------- In my car2 --------- On your car3 --------- In a hole4 --------- Under your bed5 --------- Riding a Motorcycle6 --------- sliding down a hill7 --------- in an elevator8---------- at the dinner table9 -------- In line at the bank0 -------- in your bathroomPick the color of shirt you are wearing:White---------because I'm cool like thatBlack---------because that's how I roll.Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.Red-----------because the voices told me to.Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I wantGreen---------because I think I need some serious help.Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.Yellow---------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollarsOrange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.Brown---------because I can.Other----------because I'm a Ninja!None----------because I can't control myself!Now type out the sentence you made

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