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Collection of sayings.... some made me smile

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best thing is for them to brush their teeth before you snog 'em storm, in the intersts of science & truth i could take up the challenge & prove it to you

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Oggy @ 03/01/2007 08:27  

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In: Holyhead
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I think eating a marmite butty then snogging all the women on bikematch should find me my ideal woman.... rofl

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rubecula @ 03/01/2007 20:04  

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errrrrrrrr you sure about that rube?????????

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RC @ 04/01/2007 05:51  

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In: Holyhead
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Well I am sure there are some women with the same taste as me somewhere...........

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rubecula @ 04/01/2007 08:37  

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god will this be one of the fund raising events of the day ???? oggy hope you've got a good toothbrush !!!!!!!!!!!!!! err oggy wondering how many women you've tested ya theory on, cos if its a small sample then it wouldn't be completely scientific, and was it undertaken under controlled conditions ????? if not then you will have to start again mate oggy official marmite snog tester and thats the truth !!!!!

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storm @ 04/01/2007 08:45  

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In: Holyhead
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errrrrrrrrr I don't care how official he is, I ain't snogging Oggy for no one no way no how.

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rubecula @ 04/01/2007 08:49  

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In: derbyshire
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rube think your theory on the marmite is a good one.......... application forms avaliable here to test rubes theory......... all is needed to apply is guts and gob of steel, a liking for marmite, a toothbrush and mouthwash and puckered lips to see if both are compatable !!!!!! oggy will be the ref as he is experienced with compatability of the marmite kiss test !!!!!!

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storm @ 04/01/2007 08:50  

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In: Derbyshire
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come up with some ideas for us storm for the chartiy day.......ohhhhhhhh and make some of ur dinky doughnuts there yummyyyyy and will sell loads xxxxxxxxxx

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RC @ 04/01/2007 08:50  

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In: Wellingborough
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yeah oggy, how many and ya not using my jar of marmite 'cos it's mine and i'm sorry but i don't share that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Di @ 04/01/2007 09:55  

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In: Holyhead
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............. mmmmmmmmmmm if I ask nicely Di can I have a sliver of marmite from your jar? on cheese and onion on toast would be nice....

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rubecula @ 04/01/2007 20:19  

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In: derbyshire
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get some taste buds that work rube !!!!!!!!

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storm @ 06/01/2007 09:16  

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In: Holyhead
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If you can't tap dance, whistle and eat marmite, you are a perv. Just cos you can doesn't mean you are not though....

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rubecula @ 06/01/2007 12:56  

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In: Ely. Cambs
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does this mean your taking up the challenge then storm???? lol ok extra strength marmite coming up plus must remember the sardines lol cant tap dance rube but can i still join the club lol

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Oggy @ 07/01/2007 18:36  

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In: Derby
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW marmite DON'T COME NEAR ME I'll be sick

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crafty gwen @ 07/01/2007 18:53  

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In: Derbyshire
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yeah that makes 2 of us gwen m8

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RC @ 07/01/2007 18:55  

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crafty gwen
In: Derby
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GLAD i AIN'T ON MY OWN THEN LOL

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crafty gwen @ 07/01/2007 19:17  

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ohhhh no deffo not on ya own there mate..........marmite yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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RC @ 07/01/2007 19:22  

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In: derbyshire
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yeuck oggy not a cat in hells chance of me taking up that challenge one whiff of marmite an i would puke !!!!!!!!!

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storm @ 08/01/2007 12:42  

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crafty gwen
In: Derby
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glad to see I'm not the only one who will puke at smell let alone the sight of the dreaded marmite ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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crafty gwen @ 10/01/2007 02:21  

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My mate Marmite

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rubecula @ 10/01/2007 13:12  

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