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21 things u can only get away with sayin at xmas....

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21 things u can only get away with sayin at xmas....

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1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! 21. I do like a good stuffing.

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Karey @ 21/12/2008 01:08  

hee hee nice one Karey....

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Catey67 @ 21/12/2008 01:24  

lol Cheers Catey...i was chucklin away as i was posting it

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Karey @ 21/12/2008 10:54  

only you eh kaz LOL x

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meza95 @ 21/12/2008 11:33  

lol @ Paul.. you know me too well x

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Karey @ 21/12/2008 11:35  

that is good

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firebladekid @ 21/12/2008 12:33  

...but on a Sunday...have u no shame, lass? Off to the confessional with you!

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Deleted Member @ 21/12/2008 16:00  

Hey Meza - I thought that was me for a second!! I thought, I don't remember that post!

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geoffb2005 @ 21/12/2008 17:39  

lol@ geoff... green bikes are sooooooooo common.... Paul..i think geoff was just keepin it warm for u ...or was it vice-versa?

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Karey @ 21/12/2008 17:53  

soz geoff mate, just couldnt be helped lol

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meza95 @ 21/12/2008 19:02  

Nice one Yorkney! lol @ a few of them!.....keep em coming:o)

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Triumph_Sy @ 21/12/2008 23:54  

oiiiii I resemble that remark, Arfa Minute ! ( thats best I can do..but I'm working on it ) lol

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Karey @ 22/12/2008 20:08  

What makes you think you can only say them at Christmas? As long as you stay sharp and have good reflexes for ducking they can be entertaining at any time of year.

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prof @ 25/12/2008 20:14  

IF i was a homo or gay I would like 2 bum santa.

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80cubes2 @ 25/12/2008 20:44  

AND ALL THEM LOVELY ELVES

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80cubes2 @ 25/12/2008 20:46  

Why aint i in d most popular male list, its not fair. Do u know why rudolphes nose glows. Well i aint tellin you.

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80cubes2 @ 25/12/2008 21:00  

Sorry santa I wont say rude things again.

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80cubes2 @ 25/12/2008 21:28  

LOL at Karey! Good one mate! Andy, you know Santa wont bring you anything again in stockings!!! lol

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bikerchick1966 @ 25/12/2008 22:26  

He has never come anywhere near me anyway.

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80cubes2 @ 25/12/2008 22:55  

Do u reckon ill get away with wantin 2 pinch Karey s bum OH YES

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80cubes2 @ 25/12/2008 22:59  

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