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Jokes, Games & Silly Things

Xmas Joke

Xmas Joke - Forums [Biker Match]

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Xmas Joke

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bikerchick1966
In: Derby
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3 men die on Christmas Eve. To get into heaven, St Peter says " you must have something on you that represents Christmas" The Englishman flicks his lighter on and says "its a candle" and St Peter lets him pass. The Welshman pulls out a set of keys, jingles them and says "these are bells". St Peter lets him pass. The Irishman pulls out a G String and St Peter says "How the f**k does that represent Christmas?" Paddy replied "They're Carols!!!"

bikerchick1966 @ 10/12/2007 18:52

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Sandi @ 11/12/2007 03:05

nina
In: Barnsley
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lmao good 1

nina @ 11/12/2007 03:06

Nutkin68
In: Hull
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That, was class !!

Nutkin68 @ 11/12/2007 04:15

bikerchick1966
In: Derby
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Simplest jokes are always the best N68 arent they? Got anymore anyone?

bikerchick1966 @ 11/12/2007 05:48

skins
In: Sutton in Ashfie
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Cant publish the ones i know...lol

skins @ 12/12/2007 07:12

bikerchick1966
In: Derby
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Oh you spoil spoilt Skins!

bikerchick1966 @ 12/12/2007 09:08

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