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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit .. that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happen to catch a load of shit from some shit-head........... Well, Shit Happens!!!

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cbrbabe @ 25/08/2007 07:46  

Certainly made me smile!

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darkcarnival @ 25/08/2007 08:23  

That was excellent!

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Matt @ 25/08/2007 09:34  

that was good, made me smiles..

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tagon @ 25/08/2007 14:30  

Nice one cbr ... love it !!!

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fjr_graham @ 25/08/2007 15:13  

couldnt give a shit!!!

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tangoman60 @ 25/08/2007 17:51  

what a surprise!!!!!!!

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cbrbabe @ 25/08/2007 19:09  

nice one cbr

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RC @ 25/08/2007 20:00  


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dragon @ 25/08/2007 20:15  

thats good shit cbr!!!love it.

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notsobigmac @ 25/08/2007 21:03  


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Di @ 26/08/2007 12:40  

made me smile like a pig shit!

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bluesbiker @ 26/08/2007 15:52  

in. LOL

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bluesbiker @ 26/08/2007 15:53  

sounds like a load of shit to me

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oggy @ 26/08/2007 15:59  

lot a shit goin down !!,sense bad shit man!rc,cbr,an the dragon the 3 stools!![sorry stooges!]stickin together like shit on a shoe!

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tangoman60 @ 26/08/2007 16:58  


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Di @ 26/08/2007 17:00  

I bow to your superiour grasp of the English language,the words crap & bollocks shall not be uttered again....shit rules!

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actionman @ 26/08/2007 18:34  

the most functional english word is . IF

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firebladekid @ 26/08/2007 19:43  

thats shit mate

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oggy @ 26/08/2007 20:18  

Shit, that was funny!!

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FlameRed @ 27/08/2007 20:03  

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