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Wev'e got an Understanding Women topic so its only fair to have one about guy's eh... equality and all that lol. Why oh why do men insist on leaving the toilet seat up ???

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Deleted Member @ 12/08/2012 11:41  

Sorry ive put this in the wrong section...could someone move it to the jokes section please..thank you..

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Deleted Member @ 12/08/2012 11:44  

moved for ya Jen ...or rather...why do they always MISS the toilet bowl!!

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Holmfirthgirl @ 12/08/2012 12:08  

Why is it a problem?

Ever heard a man complain if the seat is up or down?

Its only a toilet seat get over it!

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mad munky @ 12/08/2012 12:14  

Trust you MM , blokey answer is that ... it is important so there

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Deleted Member @ 12/08/2012 12:23  

Course its a blokey answer, I'm a bloke!

Now what else is that important, that you've started this thread, I cant wait.........

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mad munky @ 12/08/2012 12:38  


Why do you forget things, or not tell us everything...only half the story...

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Deleted Member @ 12/08/2012 12:51  

I think you will find that complaint applies to both sexes, next....

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mad munky @ 12/08/2012 13:04  

Why is "man flu "supposedly much worse than lady's flu ???

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Deleted Member @ 12/08/2012 13:40  

Cant answer that, I don't get flu,

but is it just that men are used to women complaining and so don't notice another winge, whereas when a man complains he's not well women don't like not being the centre of attention?

Gosh this is too easy Wingerjen

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mad munky @ 12/08/2012 14:15  

Oi lolol....

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Deleted Member @ 12/08/2012 14:17  

truth is, men are normally bigger and stronger(i did say normally!!),so their germs are correspondingly bigger and stronger too....hope this covers it.xxx

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jinx57 @ 12/08/2012 22:11  

Food and TLC does it for me.................. Jens well on the way with the food

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VFR800AJ @ 12/08/2012 22:29  

Not sure why I'm passing this one on but what the hell; Dear Lord,I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.AMEN

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centurion @ 13/08/2012 15:51  

Ha ha Centurion.................

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Deleted Member @ 13/08/2012 18:46  

Cheers centurion, luvs ya man (in a blokey way ) Jen, I luvs ya too But yer jus just luv causing havoc don't ya

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Emzed @ 13/08/2012 23:19  

Ha ha ....Ya knows me well Mr. Em .. but in a sort of nice way ....x

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Deleted Member @ 14/08/2012 00:00  

That sounds like an admission of guilt to me Mrs In a similarly nice kinda way

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Emzed @ 18/08/2012 01:49  

I would have found it very hard to deny it Mr Em... unlike Sprint who would have totally denied it .. (He cant see this cos hes on manouvres lol )

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Deleted Member @ 18/08/2012 11:38  

What having a poo?

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mad munky @ 18/08/2012 12:11  

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