I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day
When Rock Chick brings the snow
She just might like to know
She'll put a great big smile on somebodys face
If you jump into your bed
She'll cover up your head
You had better lock your doors
Cause you know sweet RC's on her way
Well i wish it could be christmas everyday
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
Oh! I wish it could be christmas everyday
Let the bells ring out for chirstmas
When we riding in the park
The exhaust fumes make it dark
So crafty gwen comes to light your merry way
Now frosty sean appears
And he's frozen up your gears
So we'll sit by the fire
Till BP boots us all away
Well i wish it could be christmas everyday
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
Oh! I wish it could be christmas everyday
Let the bells ring out for chirstmas
So when Rock Chick brings the snow
So when Rock Chick brings the snow
She just might like to know
She just might like to know
She'll put a great big smile on Blackwingbandit's face
So if matt brings out his sleigh
matt brings out his sleigh
Along the bikermatch way
Along the bikermatch way
Well i wish it could be christmas everyday
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
Oh! I wish it could be christmas everyday
Let the bells ring out for chirstmas
OK MATT TAKE IT AWAY
Well i wish it could be christmas everyday
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
Oh! I wish it could be christmas everyday
Let the bells ring out for chirstmas
Why dont you give your love for christmas
When Rock Chick brings the snow
When Rock Chick brings the snow
When Rock Chick brings the snow
By Rock Chick & Crafty Gwen
Oh I will don't worry...... But never-the-less I am well impressed. You two are pretty clever aren't you. I am going to have to learn to be careful around you.... I could end up in deep sticky stuff if I'm not careful. You think far better than me. (thats no recommendation mind cos I'm a thicko)
Anyway love the ditties
DITTIES.... OMG what are you like
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<v:shape id=_x0000_s1026 style="MARGIN-TOP: -17.85pt; Z-INDEX: 1; LEFT: 0px; MARGIN-LEFT: 54pt; WIDTH: 297pt; POSITION: absolute; HEIGHT: 51.7pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-position-horizontal: absolute; mso-position-vertical: absolute" strokeweight="1pt" strokecolor="#eaeaea" fillcolor="#9400ed" type="#_x0000_t158"><v:fill type="gradient" method="none" colors="0 #a603ab;13763f #0819fb;22938f #1a8d48;34079f yellow;47841f #ee3f17;57672f #e81766;1 #a603ab" angle="-90" color2="blue"></v:fill><v:shadow on="t" type="perspective" matrix=",46340f,,.5,,-4768371582e-16" origin="-.5,.5" color="silver"></v:shadow><v:textpath style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial Black'; v-text-kern: t; v-same-letter-heights: t" xscale="f" string="GOOD KING MATT" fitpath="t" trim="t"></v:textpath></v:shape> GOOD KING MATT<o:p></o:p>
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Good king Matthew last looked out<o:p></o:p>
On the boards of biker,<o:p></o:p>
All the posts where round about<o:p></o:p>
But no one post that evening<o:p></o:p>
Cos they’d gone out that night<o:p></o:p>
To derby an were drinking<o:p></o:p>
When poor old matt popped on the boards<o:p></o:p>
They knew his bike was out of fuel.<o:p></o:p>
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Hither Rube and post with me<o:p></o:p>
Cos theres only us two<o:p></o:p>
Missin Rock Chick where is she?<o:p></o:p>
And also where is BP?<o:p></o:p>
“matt they’ve gone an left you here”<o:p></o:p>
while boozing out in Derby<o:p></o:p>
downing ale and wkd<o:p></o:p>
in the Sitwell Arms<o:p></o:p>
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pop in chat and we can talk<o:p></o:p>
in there, there may be others<o:p></o:p>
Oggy, Harley, Sweetheart kwak<o:p></o:p>
Are you here with us?<o:p></o:p>
Kay and Diane were about<o:p></o:p>
But they stayed on the boards<o:p></o:p>
So Matt and Rube went alone<o:p></o:p>
And T.upsidedown was in chat alone!<o:p></o:p>
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2wheels7days right now is drunk<o:p></o:p>
and sittin on his own<o:p></o:p>
blackwingbandit goes to him<o:p></o:p>
and passes out besides him<o:p></o:p>
wolfman can go no longer<o:p></o:p>
swampy says lets go now<o:p></o:p>
no more booze can i handle<o:p></o:p>
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RC’s home an feelin drunk<o:p></o:p>
But she can’t resist<o:p></o:p>
She logs into biker chat<o:p></o:p>
To see what she has missed<o:p></o:p>
Matt and Rube all alone<o:p></o:p>
In the chat room section<o:p></o:p>
Rc asks “Matt where you bin?<o:p></o:p>
Matt states his bike was out of fuel.<o:p></o:p>
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Heheheh by Storm
nah dont be daft rc YOU get it from me
an my talents dont stretch to accross the road they all mine !!!!!! done that one all by myself as well
hey 2wheels i think i might just be a one hit wonder though but am working on my next dittie
wasn't sure if to put it up or not so thanks for the feedback diane, 2ws, rc an gwen
now dont all rush at once for your signed copy !!!!!!
rc first cos shes ma mate an 2ws if i sang it i wouldn't sell one !!!!!! cos tone deaf will get a group of you tog an then i can mime !!!!
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