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A woman's shoes say a lot about her emotions.
For example........
If they are behind your ears, she likes you !!!
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unless she's a kick-boxer.... then probably not
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What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
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mad munky
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What do you call a fifteen year old tied to a radiator?
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what's got 144 balls and fucks rabbits?......my 12 bore shotgun !!
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Reminds me of the old one:
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Two Thai girls asked me if i'd like to go to bed with them,they said it would be like winning the lottery! I agreed , and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls....
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Well then,don't keep us in suspense any longer! Did your numbers come up???
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Erm.... that will be a no....
(Note to self...dont tell Loner when i win the lottery )
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Couldn't happen to a nicer person!(winning the lottery that is)
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwww thanks Loner....... and my two favourite gorgeous people are you and your fab lady......loves you both... xx
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Courtesy of 100% Biker magazine;
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Wife asks her husband--"How many women have you slept with?"
He replies " Only you dearest-------------------all the others I was awake"
Hospital visiting times are 2.00 pm to 7.00pm
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