I could have taught you jinx. If someone stands in the aisle while you are moving, it is obligatory to jam your brakes on, catapulting them forwards, and just before they regain their balance, accelerate in second gear thus propelling them backwards. Repeat until they scream they will sit down and not move again.
Waking up and realising the halfway mark of the week has arrived. That means it is a downhill fast track to the weekend. Looking forward to spending time with friends, putting the world to rights with the BFGB and drinking Brandy, lots of Brandy, a necessity in times of taking the piss and putting things into perspective.
Up in Teeside at the moment and I have to say, it is a hell of a lot warmer now than it was 13 months ago. Grinning at the memory of Geordies freezing in a field.
Last shift before a weekend of perspective forming and general debate with friends. Don't worry folks, the world will be back on track by Sunday lunchtime.