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Deleted User
In: NA
Posts: 6852
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Im really losing my marbles lately...

Doing some cheese rolls today I got all the stuff out of the fridge inc cheese.. Cut rolls, buttered them then got another pack of cheese out, opened it and used it... On putting the stuff away I realised I had already got the opened cheese out... Now I have 2 packs open... What A Plank...

Deleted User @ 16/02/2012 00:30

Alice2
In: York
Posts: 2585
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Naah.....that's just beginners stuff,Debs!!
Wait till you're taking the dirty breakfast dishes up to your bedroom or pouring hot water onto the coffee on an up-turned mug...you'll know there's no going back then

Alice2 @ 16/02/2012 00:36

rockchickeelicious
In: Newcastle
Posts: 2239
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I sat here reading this "ridiculousness" at 12.36am.. when I have to be up in five hours.. absolutely laughing my ass off... What A Plank

rockchickeelicious @ 16/02/2012 00:39

Deleted User
In: NA
Posts: 6852
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Alice.. I know thats coming soon... I can feel it in my bladder as it lets go when I least expect it to

Anne... This thread just had to be started... Im going to be posting on here a lot

Deleted User @ 16/02/2012 00:42

JP
In: Birmingham
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Just becuse I get up for work at 2am

JP @ 16/02/2012 02:16

lawnmower
In: Nirvana
Posts: 135
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Drove into Brum.
Parked my car in Brindley Place.
Went off to sort my business.
Back to car park (remembered which one).
Then spent an hour trying to remember where I'd parked the car. Must have walked a mile round and round the car park (multi storey so up and down the ramps and round and round and round and round.......)
Eventually found the car but had to pay an additional £1.20 parking charges.

What a numpty head!!!

lawnmower @ 16/02/2012 07:36

Deleted User
In: NA
Posts: 6852
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JP you just love it

LM that is well funny

It happened to me in Westgate Shopping Centre with my daughters... I thought someone had nicked the car and my youngest started to cry. Was only when my eldest daughter reminded me that we were not parked on that level did I feel a right Plank...

Deleted User @ 16/02/2012 16:13

Meliejayne76
In: Peterborough
Posts: 362
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Keep upsetting the wrong people and dont know why just a plank really

Meliejayne76 @ 17/02/2012 13:22

Deleted Member
In: NA
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I'm posting on this topic... What a plank

Deleted Member @ 20/02/2012 21:31

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Couldn't understand why the lights on my bike wouldn't work...I suppose it might have helped if the battery was connected (u can tell everyone now, rc)

Deleted Member @ 20/02/2012 22:29

Ragnar
In: London
Posts: 34725
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I've done the car park thing at Gatwick Airport when i was despatching, phoned the security office to say my bike's been nicked. The security bloke told me my bike was on the floor below, called my a plank and hung up.

Ragnar @ 21/02/2012 13:23

bomb doctor
In: Cheshire
Posts: 1854
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PMSL @ Ragnar .... Classic

bomb doctor @ 21/02/2012 14:47

Meliejayne76
In: Peterborough
Posts: 362
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I'm a plank cos Ive had to ask someone how to make pancakes lol

Meliejayne76 @ 24/02/2012 10:26

Riggy66
In: Huddersfield
Posts: 447
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You'd think that a tea drinker would have learnt by age 46 how to make herself a decent cuppa. But I never get it right.
What a plank.

Riggy66 @ 26/02/2012 12:02

skyline25
In: Pershore
Posts: 18
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Every time i make toast i burn it. I know i'm PLANK to.

skyline25 @ 27/02/2012 11:54

hdsnfun
In: Worc's
Posts: 27
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Filled my zx10.The lass said"£10 of diesel!" I said"Have you got a empty drum?"

I guess that qualifies me as a plank!

hdsnfun @ 29/02/2012 20:02

Simon66
In: Peterborough
Posts: 846
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"I'm a plank cos Ive had to ask someone how to make pancakes lol" And you still haven't made them

Simon66 @ 03/03/2012 02:08

Meliejayne76
In: Peterborough
Posts: 362
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Havent made them because I'm waiting for you to show me!!

Meliejayne76 @ 03/03/2012 12:44

Deleted Member
In: NA
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maybe i was jus born that way

Deleted Member @ 04/03/2012 13:33

Deleted Member
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Rode to the Tan Hill Inn (highest in England. An hour there, an hour back. Went to refuel...where's me wallet?! Back to the pub to retrieve wallet left on bar An hour there, an hour back...

Deleted Member @ 11/03/2012 20:15

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