If you follow rugby, especially the All Blacks, you will have heard about this years BIG Player. This was posted by a Kiwi friend of mine and some of them made me howl!!
Soo how about that Piri Weepu??-~Piri Weepu ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. ~Piri Weepu destroyed the periodic table because Piri Weepu only recognises the element of surprise... ... ~Piri Weepu can touch MC Hammer ~Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Piri Weepu pyjamas. ~Piri Weepu once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes. ~It takes Piri Weepu 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.. ~If you spell Piri Weepu in Scrabble, you win. Forever. ~Piri Weepu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. ~Piri Weepu can slam a revolving door. ~Piri Weepu once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" ~Piri Weepu doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is ~If at first you don't succeed, you're not Piri Weepu. ~In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Piri Weepu could use to kill you, including the room itself. ~Piri Weepu and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.~Piri Weepu can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass At night. ~Piri Weepu is the reason why Wally is hiding. ~Google won't search for Piri Weepu because it knows you don't find Piri Weepu, he finds you.. ~The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs. Piri Weepu. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long. ~Piri Weepu counted to infinity - twice. ~Piri Weepu invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. ~The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Piri Weepu in a movie theatre and forgets to turn their cell phone off. ~If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Piri Weepu would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period. ~There is no such thing as global warming. Piri Weepu was cold, so he turned the sun up. ~Piri Weepu once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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