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Just walked into the kitchen and found that I'd left the fridge door open for the past 2 hours and because the fridge light was the only one on I now have a fridge full of insects. I'm not a veggie so that's not a problem but I am on a diet - anybody know how many calories there are in a gnat?

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Electricbadger @ 16/07/2011 22:17  

Well, according to one quote, Gnats are low cal and pure protein! It takes 1250 gnats to = 1 gram of protein though. Hope you've got enough. Enjoy!

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Deleted Member @ 16/07/2011 22:31  

Hmmmm. Maybe I need to leave the door open a bit longer.

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Electricbadger @ 16/07/2011 22:33  

I would!

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Deleted Member @ 16/07/2011 22:34  

exchange original bulb for uv bulb entice more in.

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bkr @ 16/07/2011 22:44  

Totally agree with you onthebikeagiain, not only would it entice more gnats in but could lure the odd moth too...

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gixergal @ 16/07/2011 22:56  

Get some tree frogs theywill eat em for u or is that fruit flies they like lol

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earthwind @ 16/07/2011 23:00  

And their predators the odd spider if you cant find one look on the web

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bkr @ 16/07/2011 23:05  

...."look on the web"


Classic

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gixergal @ 16/07/2011 23:09  

Moths?, frogs?, spiders?

It's a fridge not a bloody zoo !

Alright, I admit it would be a bit of a crap zoo.

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Electricbadger @ 16/07/2011 23:13  

well keep door shut then !!!

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bkr @ 16/07/2011 23:21  

There's so much wildlife in there now I don't think I can get the door shut!

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Electricbadger @ 16/07/2011 23:28  

Blame it on the tree frogs keep kicking door open

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bkr @ 16/07/2011 23:40  

and the crickets they got strong back legs mmmm

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earthwind @ 16/07/2011 23:52  

No need to worry about the "zoo crap" unless the mice join in.

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harry worth @ 17/07/2011 13:47  

Boody sneaks up behind badger with a big net and shiny new jacket with buckles on!!!! after 3 ok?

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Boodyblues @ 17/07/2011 14:38  

I had one of those jackets, it was nice. A bugger to ride the bike in though.

I'll go sit in the room with the nice padded wallpaper.

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Electricbadger @ 17/07/2011 17:42  

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