For all of you in education, with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally.....
'Circumcised'
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.
He was told to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.
She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.
'I thought I told you to call your mum!' she said.
'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out until lunchtime, she'd come and pick me up from school.
Ha Ha thats kids for ya!
A few years back, my mates lads class were having a discussion about rich and poor. . . . When asked a question he answered 'My mum and dad are so poor that when they have mates round at night, they have to roll one big cigarette and share it between them' . . . . Its a good job the teacher was a mate too, She had great fun telling us that night!!
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