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Put downs and one liners!

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Put downs and one liners!

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I have a few, what are your favourites?

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The Dark One @ 23/03/2011 19:18  

A soldier has come home on leave,...at the station he sees a young lady,who he mistakes for a prostitute. He says " Hello.. how much do you charge?" she says ( one liner coming up ) "Well I really don't know.. How much does your Mother and sister charge??" ( as told by Thora Hird who it really happened to!!)

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Deleted Member @ 23/03/2011 19:48  

"Was your Mother a Weightlifter?..... How did she raise a F*****G Dumbell like you??"

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The Dark One @ 23/03/2011 20:45  


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Deleted Member @ 23/03/2011 20:49  

I said to my wife once "do you fancy a quickie?" She said "as opposed to what, exactly?"

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Weirdoraptor @ 23/03/2011 20:59  

Can you pick your teeth up with broken fingers?

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geoffb2005 @ 25/03/2011 12:32  

I see you have a swallow tattoo on your neck ....... Saves me asking !

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Deleted Member @ 26/03/2011 23:08  

from Benidorm, If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards!!

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The Dark One @ 14/04/2011 19:42  

double post!!!!

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The Dark One @ 14/04/2011 19:42  

were you born stupid or did you go to night school

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Brummie Jackie @ 15/04/2011 09:47  


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Deleted Member @ 15/04/2011 17:00  

John Cleese--Fawlty Towers Oh your German' im sorry i thought there was something wrong with you.

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Deleted Member @ 15/04/2011 17:35  

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