DriftnSlide
In: Belfast/Larne
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Fool people into thinking you have a social life, by going offline for a few hours.
Blackberry
In: Warrington
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Deleted Member
In: NA
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lmao drift !!!! what you sayin... eh eh ayyyye ???!! haha lol
Deleted Member
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Instead of buying expensive binoculars, just stand closer to the object you wish to view.
GreasyTony
In: Camberley
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Take your dustbin to the supermarket with you, so that you can see which items you have recently run out of...
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When using a stapler, turn it on its side and look at the side panel. If it has a different colour in it, you are running out of staple's....
Boodyblues
In: york
Posts: 1153
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a small bowl is handy to stop eggs rolling off the counter when your baking
Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Boody I think that tip is too sensible and should be deleted from this topic (why do we keep encouraging DriftnSlide?)
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if going to walk the dog in a hurry and wellies are too far away simply put a carrier bag on each foot to keep feet dry...
Ragnar
In: London
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Do you work with a woman with big boobs?
Hold the door open for her when she's far away and watch her run towards you.
Enjoy my friends.... Enjoy
Boodyblues
In: york
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digestive biscuits that have gone stale can be varnished and used as coasters......
for a neat party trick for animal lovers find a willing hedgehog to walk around with cheese stuck to his spines,,,
wheelbarrow
In: Cardigan
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<!--6e052d28b1806771e2d163a041d4a5d4-->Digestives should not be allowed to go stale, end of. But I like your hedgehog trick
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pmsl boody
in order to save on water bill costs simply go to your local swimming baths whenever you feel the need for a bath or shower....the chlorine shoudl get rid of any unsightly smells and you can wash your hair at the same time....
Boodyblues
In: york
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hahahahha,,,ill bet some folks really do that suz,,
help blind folks at the post office by teaching the guide dog how to lick stamps
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boody
save having to carry shopping home... simply visit supermarket at meal times and eat while walking down isle... then scan empty box or bag .... pay .. and away you go..
Ragnar
In: London
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If your children are still wetting the bed.
Get them an electric blanket, they will soon learn.
Weirdoraptor
In: Brough, E. Yorks
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Empty a bag of maltesers on the floor at a weight watchers meeting....
and VOILA!.. a life size game of Hungry Hippos
Jack Jones
In: Tell you later
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thats a scene in my head that i just cant shake off
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Jack Jones
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