...I'd probably phone ahead to make sure the fire was lit.
...who with?
My son and my fella, both have a great sense of humour and both are big softies underneath (but don't tell them I said so)
They say that everyone has someone special out there...
Well I hope mine would make the effort and see me off before I pop my clogs. It'd be nice to know who I was supposed to find all my life, without the benefit of sat nav
Have a lie in followed by a leisurely breakfast (full English or an Ulster fry please) Big mug of tea, a good dump. Take the bike out for a jaunt around the lanes and then a good lunch with Friends. I may then have a crafty wank while God wasn't watching and then make peace with things before my soul moved on.
Oh and shoot Simon Cowell, Jeremy Kyle, NDubz, the whole Eastenders cast and burn down the vapid shite spouting tabloid printers/ air headed celeb mag publishers, Punch my miserable T*at of a postman and baseball bat the boy racer chavs car opposite.
On the whole quite mellow.
shag a gynacologist ... must know where the "GOOD" bits are, with Bruce Willis onstand by then ride to the wall (literally) on a black and red Hyabusa...... whilst eating a good rogan josh and drinking black sambucca ...... think that about covers it lol !!!! OH and metallica on my ipod too - enter the sandman
LOL how sad eh ????????????????
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