If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)_____________________________________________________________________If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb(Now that's more like it)_____________________________________________________________________The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps to squirt blood 30 feet out of the body(OMG...!)______________________________________________________________________A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(In my next life I want to be a pig)______________________________________________________________________A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy)…….. (I'm still not over the pig)__________________________________________________________________Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home .. may be at work) ______________________________________________________________________The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.("Honey, I'm home. What the....")______________________________________________________________________The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.(30 minutes...can you imagine??)______________________________________________________________________The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)_____________________________________________________________________Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(I still want to be a pig in my next life ...quality over quantity.)_____________________________________________________________________Butterflies taste with their feet.(Something I always wanted to know)______________________________________________________________________The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm........)_____________________________________________________________________
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)_____________________________________________________________________Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)____________________________________________________________________A Cat's urine glows under a blacklight. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.) ______________________________________________________________________An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that.)_____________________________________________________________________Starfish have no brains.(I know some people like that too.)______________________________________________________________________Polar bears are left-handed.(Who knew...? Who cares!)______________________________________________________________________Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(What about the pig?)
My secrets Suzi ??
Just read the comments in brackets
Dont tell anyone else tho .. .. cant have everyone knowing me secrets hehe.
Oink oink ?? That'll be me Hog then.
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes, when they are nicking a car driver. However a pig's orgasm last nearly 2 hours when they pull a biker over. (In my next life I want to be a pig)
PMSL dyna tooon like it oh sooo trueee but then i think you will find a lot of "everyday folk" also have that same 2 hour orgasm when they see a biker nicked....arrh grrrr
not sure what that noise was !
pmsl ffs LMFAO its sound more like something a farmer does when calling in his sheep................ hahahahahaha arrhhh grrrrrr
lol marsey i duno wot you mean im sure
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