A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.
'Excuse me do I know you?' he asks..
'Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids' she says..
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says 'Are you the bird I sh***ed on my stag night, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my a**e?'
'No' she replies 'I'm your son's English teacher!
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