The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.
Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: Travelled by bus?
"The accident happened when the right front door of a car came round the corner without giving a signal."
"No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert."
"I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way."
"I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident."
"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."
"I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."
That made me chuckle heartily Jax
Reminded me about the Jasper Carrot ones
" I turned into my drive and hit a tree I have not got"
"The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week"
"The accident was the pedestrians fault, as he said he had been knocked down before"
Loads more that I cant remember, but they are enormous fun to read.
Keep em comin folks, we all need a smile
Emz
" Leaving My Drive going to work I drove out and hit the side of a bus............It was 5 minutes early"
" I bumped into a lamp post that was obscured by human beings"
Assie ones are funnier though
"the padesrtian had no idea where to run so....I ran over him"
" the bloke was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times........before I hit him"
" I told the Policeman that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I descovered I had a fractured skull"
" I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel"
"The last thing I saw was the slow moving sad faced old gentlman as he bounced accross the bonnet of my car"
Cheers for those HR
I am in need of a chuckle today, what with the weather, the phone bill and I'm sure something else will come along to p**s me off
They say things come in threes
Thanx again Jax for reminding me to laugh
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