Mexican OystersA big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.' The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.
Hot and Cold SexAfter his exam the doctor asked the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?""In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually cold and Chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually Hot and sweaty."Later, after examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears
To be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" She replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He Claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the First time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?""Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is Usually in January and the second time is in August."
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