geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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A letter landed on my hallway floor this morning with the words "Do Not Bend" written on it.
"Jeez", I thought, "how am I ever going to pick that up?"
excalibur
In: york
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Ignore the instructions!it might be a fat cheque (does one still get cheque's)l0l
geoffb2005
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excalibur
In: york
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If its still on the floor LEAVE IT! it might be a fat fine...lol
geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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You can get fined for being fat!! No tea tonight I think!
excalibur
In: york
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Geoff , go on and pick it up , use a pair of long tongs , whatever !i'm curious to know if its a fine cheque lol..
Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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How can we be a double act; there's only two of us?
Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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How can we be a double act; there's only two of us?
excalibur
In: york
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Were waiting for you to join Kwak , he needs some moral support here lol , it might be a cheque or a fine and he does'nt have x-ray vision ..lol
excalibur
In: york
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I got one of those a while back , i solved the problem by kicking it under the door back outside and the dogs got hold of it ...end of problem!!!
Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Moral support? I thought it was his back that wouldn't bend, wouldn't that be back support?
excalibur
In: york
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UMMM , maybe i must go back to the beginning of this one ,i thought it was the contents that was causing all the hassles .lol
Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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How can it be the contents, he aint opened it yet? lol
excalibur
In: york
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The contents , thats WHY he does'nt want to open it ,apart from his sore back and the fact the parcel is so heavy!!
geoffb2005
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Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Clearly ain't my brother then
Oo that's a bit too subtle, especially this time of nite lol
geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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How about this then
Duck walks into a bar and goes up to the barman, "Got any bread?"
"Sorry", says the barman, "we don't sell bread."
"Got any bread", asks the duck again.
"Erm, no", answers the barman confused, "we don't sell bread."
"Got any bread", asks the duck.
"I've just told you", says the barman starting to get annoyed, "we don't sell bread."
"Got any bread?"
"No. Will you stop asking that. We DON'T SELL BREAD!!"
"Got any bread?"
"WE DON'T SELL BREAD. WE DON'T SELL BREAD. GET IT!!"
"Got any bread?"
"Listen you little so and so" snaps the angry barman, "you ask that one more time and I'm gonna nail you to the door outside!!!!"
"Got any nails", asks the duck??
"WHAT????", shouts the barman, "NO, WE DON'T SELL NAILS EITHER!!"
"Got any bread?"
excalibur
In: york
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Glad your back ! trying to explain the story to Kwak is'nt easy .
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