A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?..." After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.We all need companionship." he replied.
"If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"... "We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would."
"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house," the wife asks, "would she sleep in our bed?"... "Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2000. It's going to last a long time, so I guess she would."
"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"....
"OH, NO," the husband replies. "She's left-handed."
My missus once asked me what I'd do if she died unexpectantly.
1 - Cash in life insurance
2 - Buy a brand new shiny bike
3 - Attend funeral
no sense of humour some people
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