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A Woman's poem

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A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man who's not a creep,One who's handsome, smart and strong.One who loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed,And when I spend, won't be annoyed.Pull out my chair and hold my hand.Massage my feet and help me stand.Oh send a king to make me queen.A man who loves to cook and clean.I pray this man will love no other.And relish visits with my mother.. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,and loves to send me fishing and drinking. Thisdoesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit..

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Deleted Member @ 27/05/2009 11:37  

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chunkichick @ 27/05/2009 12:18  

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