A man doing market research knocked on a door and was <?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger>greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her <?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger>feet.<?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger>He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline.<?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger>Have you ever used the product?'<?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger>She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.<?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger>'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it<?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger>for?'<?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger>'We use it for sex.<?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger>The researcher was a little taken back.<?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger>'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a <?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger>child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know <?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger>that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty.<?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger>Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly <?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger>how you use it for sex?'<?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger>The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all. My <?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger>husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.<?/x-tad-bigger><?/fontfamily><?fontfamily><?param Verdana><?x-tad-bigger>And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke...
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