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A Flat Stomach

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A Flat Stomach

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Karey
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A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mum sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.. The son sees his mum and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?' The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it..' 'You're wasting your time,' said the boy. 'Why is that?' the mum asked puzzled. 'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up again!!

Karey @ 29/04/2009 10:57

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Deleted Member @ 29/04/2009 14:41

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Dragon13
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Dragon13 @ 29/04/2009 18:48

excalibur
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gooood one!!

excalibur @ 29/04/2009 19:05

old red
In: Norwich
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cheered me up that one ta Karey

old red @ 29/04/2009 21:20

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I'm sure that if parliament were to use this means of deflation and inflation it would certainly put a smile even on gordon browns face!!

Deleted Member @ 29/04/2009 21:33

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Gordon Brown deff needs blowing up!

Deleted Member @ 29/04/2009 21:40

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Roll on NOV 5th then XK

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Emzed
In: Pickering
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Guy Fawkes (Fakes) was a Yorkshireman ! but he did get caught

Emzed @ 30/04/2009 01:07

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I read somewhere that the gunpowder was so far past its sell-by date that it would never had ignited. *checks sbd on current stock*

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Emzed
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At least he had the right idea

Emzed @ 30/04/2009 12:25

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